Guide to Surgery/tg: различия между версиями
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#Выгнать нахрен из хирургии, ибо стерильность нарушает. | #Выгнать нахрен из хирургии, ибо стерильность нарушает. | ||
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| − | + | For every step there are ghetto analogues. Using them lowes chances of performing a step correctly, wounding your patient. Hover your cursor over the item's name to see the chances. | |
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| − | + | Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif]] Place the patient onto the operating table. | |
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| − | + | * If there is no table, you can use: any table (80%), any bed (70%), ask them to lie on the floor (50%). Chances of successfully completing every step will be reduced. | |
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| − | + | Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | |
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| − | + | Step 2: [[File:Intent_Help.png]] Switch to help intent. | |
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| − | + | Step 3: [[File:Hud-target.gif]] Aim at the appropriate body part (Important!) | |
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| − | + | Step 4: [[File:Drapes.png]] [[File:Bedsheet.png]] Place '''drapes''' or '''bedsheet''' over the part of body you are operating. | |
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| − | = | + | Step 5: [[File:Scalpel.png]] Do the surgery. |
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| − | + | Step 6: Wake up the patient and kick them out. | |
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| − | ''' | + | === [[File:Appendix.png]] Appendectomy [[File:Appendix_inflamed.png]] === |
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| − | + | '''If it's useless, tear it out.''' | |
| − | + | {| | |
| − | + | |Procedure||Ghetto analogues | |
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| − | + | |Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's '''groin'''.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet | |
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| − | ''' | + | |Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': cut the skin.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%) |
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| − | + | |Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': clamp bleeders.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (60%) [[File:CableCoils.png]] Cable (15%) | |
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| − | ''' | + | |Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] '''Retractor''': retract tissue.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%) |
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| − | ''' | + | |Step 6: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': sever the appendix.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%) |
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| + | |colspan="2"|Step 7: [[File:Hud-hands.gif|Hands]] '''Bare hands''': pull out the appendix. | ||
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| + | |Step 8: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] '''Cautery''': seal the wound.||[[File:Welder.png]] Welding tool (70%) [[File:Lighter.png]] Lighter (45%) [[File:Match.png]] Match (20%) | ||
| + | |} | ||
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| + | * Cures appendicitis | ||
| + | * Prevents it in the future, too | ||
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| + | === [[File:Brain.png]] Brain Removal [[File:MMI.png]] === | ||
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| + | '''The nerds next door may be doing rocket science, but hey, it's not exactly ''brain surgery''.''' | ||
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| + | {| | ||
| + | |Procedure||Ghetto analogues | ||
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| + | |Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's '''head'''.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet | ||
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| + | |Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png]] '''Scalpel''': make an incision.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%) | ||
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| + | |Step 3: [[File:Hemostat.png]] '''Hemostat''': clamp bleeders.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (60%) [[File:CableCoils.png]] Cable (15%) | ||
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| + | |Step 4: [[File:Retractor.png]] '''Retractor''': retract the skin.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%) | ||
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| + | |Step 5: [[File:Saw.png]] '''Saw''': saw through the skull.||[[File:Hatchet.png]] Hatchet (35%) [[File:Butcherknife.png]] Butcher's Knife (25%) [[File:Arm_blade.png]] Arm blade (75%) | ||
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| + | |Step 6: [[File:Hemostat.png]] '''Hemostat''': extract the brain.||[[File:Crowbar.png]] Crowbar (55%) | ||
| + | |} | ||
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| + | '''Putting a brain back in:''' | ||
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| + | Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the patient onto the operating table. | ||
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| + | Step 2: [[File:Brain.png|Brain]] Cram their brain back into their skull. | ||
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| + | Step 3: [[File:Clone.gif|Cloning Pod]] Usually, you take the body to be cloned. | ||
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| + | ==== [[File:Alien_brain.png]] Xenomorph variant [[File:MMI_alien.png]] ==== | ||
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| + | {| | ||
| + | |Procedure||Ghetto analogues | ||
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| + | |Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's '''head'''.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet | ||
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| + | |Step 2: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] '''Saw''': saw through the skull.||[[File:Hatchet.png]] Hatchet (35%) [[File:Butcherknife.png]] Butcher's Knife (25%) [[File:Arm_blade.png]] Arm blade (75%) | ||
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| + | |Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': make an incision.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%) | ||
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| + | |Step 4: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] '''Retractor''': retract the skin.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%) | ||
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| + | |Step 5: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] '''Saw''': saw through the skull.||[[File:Hatchet.png]] Hatchet (35%) [[File:Butcherknife.png]] Butcher's Knife (25%) [[File:Arm_blade.png]] Arm blade (75%) | ||
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| + | |Step 6: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': extract the brain.||[[File:Crowbar.png]] Crowbar (55%) | ||
| + | |} | ||
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| + | === [[File:Flashlight.png]] Cavity Implant [[File:Flashlight.png]] === | ||
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| + | '''My god, he's a ticking timebomb!''' | ||
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| + | {| | ||
| + | |Procedure||Ghetto analogues | ||
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| + | |Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's '''chest'''.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet | ||
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| + | |Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': make an incision.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%) | ||
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| + | |Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': clamp bleeders.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (60%) [[File:CableCoils.png]] Cable (15%) | ||
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| + | |Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] '''Retractor''': retract the skin.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%) | ||
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| + | |Step 6: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': make an incision.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%) | ||
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| + | |colspan="2"|Step 7: [[File:Hud-hands.gif|Hands]] Place an item in the cavity / Use your '''hands''' to check for items in the cavity. | ||
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| + | |Step 8: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] '''Cautery''': seal the wound.||[[File:Welder.png]] Welding tool (70%) [[File:Lighter.png]] Lighter (45%) [[File:Match.png]] Match (20%) | ||
| + | |} | ||
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| + | * Tiny and small items can be implanted | ||
| + | * Implanting a flashlight allows you to use it | ||
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| + | === Eye Surgery === | ||
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| + | '''Fixing blindness.''' | ||
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| + | {| | ||
| + | |Procedure||Ghetto analogues | ||
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| + | |Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's '''eyes'''.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet | ||
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| + | |Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png]] '''Scalpel''': make an incision.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%) | ||
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| + | |Step 3: [[File:Retractor.png]] '''Retractor''': retract the skin.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%)[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%) | ||
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| + | |Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png]] '''Hemostat''': clamp bleeders.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (60%) [[File:CableCoils.png]] Cable (15%) | ||
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| + | |Step 5: [[File:Hemostat.png]] '''Hemostat''': fix the patient's eyes.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Pen.png]] Pen (25%) | ||
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| + | |Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png]] '''Cautery''': mend the incision.||[[File:Welder.png]] Welding tool (70%) [[File:Lighter.png]] Lighter (45%) [[File:Match.png]] Match (20%) | ||
| + | |} | ||
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| + | * This fixes all damage done to eyes, except genetic. | ||
| + | * Failing the step 5 will cause 100 brain damage to the patient. | ||
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| + | === Gender Reassignment === | ||
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| + | '''For when something other than xeno scum is trapped in your body.''' | ||
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| + | |Procedure||Ghetto analogues | ||
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| + | |Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's '''groin'''.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet | ||
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| + | |Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': make an incision.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%) | ||
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| + | |Step 3: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': clamp bleeders.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (60%) [[File:CableCoils.png]] Cable (15%) | ||
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| + | |Step 4: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': reshape the patient's... body.||[[File:Hatchet.png]] Hatchet (50%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%) | ||
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| + | |colspan="2"|<font color=FFFFFF>***This actually applies their body-weight in estrogen or testosterone instantly, the '''scalpel''' acts as a giant syringe in this case.</font> | ||
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| + | |Step 5: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] '''Cautery''': mend the incision.||[[File:Welder.png]] Welding tool (70%) [[File:Lighter.png]] Lighter (45%) [[File:Match.png]] Match (20%) | ||
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| + | |colspan="2"|Step 7: Perform plastic surgery to acquire a new gender appropriate name (Optional) | ||
| + | |} | ||
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| + | * Failing step 4 will make patient's gender ambiguous | ||
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| + | === [[File:Implant_Case.png]] Implant Removal [[File:Implant_Case.png]] === | ||
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| + | {| | ||
| + | |Procedure||Ghetto analogues | ||
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| + | |Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over patient's '''chest'''.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet | ||
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| + | |Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': make an incision.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%) | ||
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| + | |Step 3: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': clamp bleeders.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (60%) [[File:CableCoils.png]] Cable (15%) | ||
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| + | |Step 4: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] '''Retractor''': retract the skin.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%) | ||
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| + | |Step 5: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': extract the implant.||[[File:Crowbar.png]] Crowbar (65%) | ||
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| + | |Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] '''Cautery''': seal the wound.||[[File:Welder.png]] Welding tool (70%) [[File:Lighter.png]] Lighter (45%) [[File:Match.png]] Match (20%) | ||
| + | |} | ||
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| + | * Extracts loyalty, tracking, chemical, explosive implants and such. | ||
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| + | === [[File:Cyborg_head.png]] Limb Augmentation [[File:Cyborg_torso.png]] === | ||
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| + | '''We can rebuild him... We have the technology.''' | ||
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| + | |Procedure||Ghetto analogues | ||
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| + | |colspan="2"|Step 0: '''Create''' the '''cyborg limb(s)''' using an '''exosuit fabricator'''. | ||
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| + | |Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over the '''limb you want to augment'''.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet | ||
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| + | |Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': make an incision.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%) | ||
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| + | |Step 3: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': clamp bleeders.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (60%) [[File:CableCoils.png]] Cable (15%) | ||
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| + | |Step 4: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] '''Retractor''': retract the skin.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%) | ||
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| + | |Step 5: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': sever the muscles.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (55%) | ||
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| + | |Step 6: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] '''Saw''': cut through the bone.||[[File:Hatchet.png]] Hatchet (35%) [[File:Butcherknife.png]] Butcher's Knife (25%) [[File:Arm_blade.png]] Arm blade (75%) | ||
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| + | |colspan="2"|Step 7: '''Cyborg limb''': augment the limb. | ||
| + | |} | ||
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| + | * The head, torso, arms, and legs can all be augmented. | ||
| + | * Augmenting torso heals appendicitis and removes xeno larva. | ||
| + | * Robot limbs are tougher. They need welding to "heal" brute damage and wires for burn. | ||
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| + | === [[File:Hud-hunger.gif]] Lipoplasty [[File:Hud-hunger.gif]] === | ||
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| + | '''Why did I eat three whole pizzas?''' | ||
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| + | {| | ||
| + | |Procedure||Ghetto analogues | ||
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| + | |Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's '''chest'''.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet | ||
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| + | |Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': make an incision.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%) | ||
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| + | |Step 3: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': clamp bleeders.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (60%) [[File:CableCoils.png]] Cable (15%) | ||
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| + | |Step 4: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] '''Saw''': cut up the fat.||[[File:Hatchet.png]] Hatchet (35%) [[File:Butcherknife.png]] Butcher's Knife (25%) | ||
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| + | |Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] '''Retractor''': remove the fat.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%) | ||
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| + | |Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] '''Cautery''': seal the wound.||[[File:Welder.png]] Welding tool (70%) [[File:Lighter.png]] Lighter (45%) [[File:Match.png]] Match (20%) | ||
| + | |} | ||
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| + | === Plastic Surgery === | ||
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| + | '''I need to disappear forever!''' | ||
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| + | {| | ||
| + | |Procedure||Ghetto analogues | ||
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| + | |Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's '''head'''.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet | ||
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| + | |Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': make an incision.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%) | ||
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| + | |Step 3: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] '''Retractor''': retract the skin.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%) | ||
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| + | |Step 4: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': alter the patient's appearance.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (50%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%) | ||
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| + | |Step 5: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] '''Cautery''': seal the wound.||[[File:Welder.png]] Welding tool (70%) [[File:Lighter.png]] Lighter (45%) [[File:Match.png]] Match (20%) | ||
| + | |} | ||
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| + | * Can also be used to restore damaged, unrecognisable face, in which case it won't chance appearance. | ||
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| + | === [[File:Facehugger.png]] Xenomorph Removal [[File:Larva.png]] === | ||
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| + | '''GET IT OUT OF ME!!''' | ||
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| + | {| | ||
| + | |Procedure||Ghetto analogues | ||
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| + | |Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's '''chest'''.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': make an incision.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%) | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |Step 3: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] '''Retractor''': retract the skin.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%) | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |Step 4: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] '''Saw''': cut through the bone.||[[File:Hatchet.png]] Hatchet (35%) [[File:Butcherknife.png]] Butcher's Knife (25%) [[File:Arm_blade.png]] Arm blade (75%) | ||
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| + | |Step 5: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': pull out the larva.||[[File:Spade.png]] Spade (65%) [[File:Minihoe.png]] (50%) [[File:Crowbar.png]] (35%) | ||
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| + | |Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] '''Cautery''': seal the wound.||[[File:Welder.png]] Welding tool (70%) [[File:Lighter.png]] Lighter (45%) [[File:Match.png]] Match (20%) | ||
| + | |} | ||
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| + | === [[File:Slimegrey.png]] Slime Core Removal [[File:Slimeorange.png]] === | ||
| + | |||
| + | {| | ||
| + | |Procedure||Ghetto analogues | ||
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| + | |Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over the slime's body.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': make an incision.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%) | ||
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| + | |Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': make an incision again.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%) | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |Step 4: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] '''Saw''': extract the core.||[[File:Crowbar.png]] Crowbar (100%) | ||
| + | |} | ||
| + | |||
| + | * Step 4 must be repeated for every core if slime has several. | ||
| + | * Mostly obsolete with existence of slime grinder, but still possible. | ||
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Версия от 12:13, 23 июня 2014
Это руководство расскажет вам о хирургии сборки /tg/station13. Прочитать о хирургии других билдов вы можете в основной статье.
Хирургия на зелёном сервере
Здравствуй, юный падаван. Ты попал на наш уютный сервер. Не обращай внимание на то, что по дороге в хирургию тебя могут убить, задушить, расчленить (есть между этими терминами разница?). Твоё призвание - спасать (или убивать - сам решай) жизни людей. Лучше всего, конечно, работать патологоанатомом - там пациенты не шевелятся, но уж если выбрал профессию хирурга - тащи сей груз на плечах своих пациентов. Не забывай мыть руки и стирать одежду - по следам крови легко вычислить убийцу. Твои лучшие друзья - пила, и баллон с анестезией (он просто тяжёлый). Помни, что в самой хирургии ты можешь рассчитывать только на себя, и никто не поможет тебе задушить и ограбить капитана во время операции - надейся только на себя. Ну и кроме пилы тебе будут нужны другие инструменты.
Хирургические инструменты
Хирургические инструменты можно найти в хирургии или роботехнике, сделать в автолате или заказать в карго. Лучше всего, если они будут лежать на своих местах (а не в вашей сумке или глазу вооооон-того ассистента) Вот список необходимых инструментов для успешной операции:
- Хирургический стол - не давайте халкам-генетикам сломать его!
- Хирургическое покрывало - определяет место и тип операции.
- Скальпель - режь и кромсай
- Циркулярная пила - кто здесь главный? Хирург здесь главный!
- Хирургическая дрель - дыру в стене не сделать, а вот в черепе...
- Зажим, или же hemostat (просто разные названия).
- Термокаутер, или просто cautery
- Щипцы, ретрактор - без разницы
- ММИ - говорящий мозг, что может быть круче?
- Смирительная рубашка - вот нехрен по медбею как упоротый бегать.
- Кляп - и орать тоже не надо, когда тебя в смирительную рубашку затягивают.
- Анестезия - сладких снов (одевать на спину, не забыть включить).
- Дыхательная маска - она более стерильна, нежели обычная. Использовать вместе с анестезией.
Как использовать анестезию
Всё по пунктам:
- Раздеть пациента, уложить на операционный стол.
- Взять маску, нацепить на его наглую рожу.
- Взять баллон с анестезией, прицепить вместо ранца (это на спину значит).
- Включить давление. Пошаговая инструкция:
- ЛКМ перетащить спрайт пациента на себя.
- В появившемся меню, где-то внизу, должна быть кнопочка set internals, нажимаем.
- Готово. Ждём пока уснёт.
- Выполнить операцию.
- Снять баллон и маску.
- Стащить пациента со стола и отдать ему его вещи.
- Выгнать нахрен из хирургии, ибо стерильность нарушает.
Surgical Procedures
For every step there are ghetto analogues. Using them lowes chances of performing a step correctly, wounding your patient. Hover your cursor over the item's name to see the chances.
General
Step 1: 
Place the patient onto the operating table.
- If there is no table, you can use: any table (80%), any bed (70%), ask them to lie on the floor (50%). Chances of successfully completing every step will be reduced.
Step 1.5: Файл:N2Otank.png Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)
Step 2: 
Switch to help intent.
Step 3: 
Aim at the appropriate body part (Important!)
Step 4: 
Place drapes or bedsheet over the part of body you are operating.
Step 5: 
Do the surgery.
Step 6: Wake up the patient and kick them out.
Appendectomy 
If it's useless, tear it out.
| Procedure | Ghetto analogues |
| Step 1: Drapes over the patient's groin. |
Bedsheet
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| Step 3: Scalpel: cut the skin. |
 Kitchen knife (65%)  Shard (45%)
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Step 4:  Hemostat: clamp bleeders. |
 Wirecutters (60%)  Cable (15%)
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Step 5:  Retractor: retract tissue. |
 Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters (35%)
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| Step 6: Scalpel: sever the appendix. |
Kitchen knife (65%) Shard (45%)
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Step 7:  Bare hands: pull out the appendix.
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Step 8:  Cautery: seal the wound. |
 Welding tool (70%)  Lighter (45%)  Match (20%)
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- Cures appendicitis
- Prevents it in the future, too
Brain Removal 
The nerds next door may be doing rocket science, but hey, it's not exactly brain surgery.
| Procedure | Ghetto analogues |
| Step 1: Drapes over the patient's head. |
Bedsheet
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| Step 2: Scalpel: make an incision. |
Kitchen knife (65%) Shard (45%)
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| Step 3: Hemostat: clamp bleeders. |
Wirecutters (60%) Cable (15%)
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| Step 4: Retractor: retract the skin. |
Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters (35%)
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Step 5:  Saw: saw through the skull. |
 Hatchet (35%)  Butcher's Knife (25%)  Arm blade (75%)
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| Step 6: Hemostat: extract the brain. |
 Crowbar (55%)
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Putting a brain back in:
Step 1: Place the patient onto the operating table.
Step 2: 
Cram their brain back into their skull.
Step 3: 
Usually, you take the body to be cloned.
Xenomorph variant 
| Procedure | Ghetto analogues |
| Step 1: Drapes over the patient's head. |
Bedsheet
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| Step 2: Saw: saw through the skull. |
Hatchet (35%) Butcher's Knife (25%) Arm blade (75%)
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| Step 3: Scalpel: make an incision. |
Kitchen knife (65%) Shard (45%)
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| Step 4: Retractor: retract the skin. |
Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters (35%)
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| Step 5: Saw: saw through the skull. |
Hatchet (35%) Butcher's Knife (25%) Arm blade (75%)
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| Step 6: Hemostat: extract the brain. |
Crowbar (55%)
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Cavity Implant
My god, he's a ticking timebomb!
| Procedure | Ghetto analogues |
| Step 2: Drapes over the patient's chest. |
Bedsheet
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| Step 3: Scalpel: make an incision. |
Kitchen knife (65%) Shard (45%)
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| Step 4: Hemostat: clamp bleeders. |
Wirecutters (60%) Cable (15%)
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| Step 5: Retractor: retract the skin. |
Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters (35%)
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| Step 6: Scalpel: make an incision. |
Kitchen knife (65%) Shard (45%)
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| Step 7: Place an item in the cavity / Use your hands to check for items in the cavity.
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| Step 8: Cautery: seal the wound. |
Welding tool (70%) Lighter (45%) Match (20%)
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- Tiny and small items can be implanted
- Implanting a flashlight allows you to use it
Eye Surgery
Fixing blindness.
| Procedure | Ghetto analogues |
| Step 1: Drapes over the patient's eyes. |
Bedsheet
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| Step 2: Scalpel: make an incision. |
Kitchen knife (65%) Shard (45%)
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| Step 3: Retractor: retract the skin. |
Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters (35%)
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| Step 4: Hemostat: clamp bleeders. |
Wirecutters (60%) Cable (15%)
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| Step 5: Hemostat: fix the patient's eyes. |
Screwdriver (45%)  Pen (25%)
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| Step 6: Cautery: mend the incision. |
Welding tool (70%) Lighter (45%) Match (20%)
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- This fixes all damage done to eyes, except genetic.
- Failing the step 5 will cause 100 brain damage to the patient.
Gender Reassignment
For when something other than xeno scum is trapped in your body.
| Procedure | Ghetto analogues |
| Step 1: Drapes over the patient's groin. |
Bedsheet
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| Step 2: Scalpel: make an incision. |
Kitchen knife (65%) Shard (45%)
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| Step 3: Hemostat: clamp bleeders. |
Wirecutters (60%) Cable (15%)
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| Step 4: Scalpel: reshape the patient's... body. |
Hatchet (50%) Wirecutters (35%)
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| ***This actually applies their body-weight in estrogen or testosterone instantly, the scalpel acts as a giant syringe in this case. | |
| Step 5: Cautery: mend the incision. |
Welding tool (70%) Lighter (45%) Match (20%)
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| Step 7: Perform plastic surgery to acquire a new gender appropriate name (Optional) | |
- Failing step 4 will make patient's gender ambiguous
Implant Removal
| Procedure | Ghetto analogues |
| Step 1: Drapes over patient's chest. |
Bedsheet
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| Step 2: Scalpel: make an incision. |
Kitchen knife (65%) Shard (45%)
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| Step 3: Hemostat: clamp bleeders. |
Wirecutters (60%) Cable (15%)
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| Step 4: Retractor: retract the skin. |
Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters (35%)
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| Step 5: Hemostat: extract the implant. |
Crowbar (65%)
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| Step 6: Cautery: seal the wound. |
Welding tool (70%) Lighter (45%) Match (20%)
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- Extracts loyalty, tracking, chemical, explosive implants and such.
Limb Augmentation 
We can rebuild him... We have the technology.
| Procedure | Ghetto analogues |
| Step 0: Create the cyborg limb(s) using an exosuit fabricator. | |
| Step 1: Drapes over the limb you want to augment. |
Bedsheet
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| Step 2: Scalpel: make an incision. |
Kitchen knife (65%) Shard (45%)
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| Step 3: Hemostat: clamp bleeders. |
Wirecutters (60%) Cable (15%)
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| Step 4: Retractor: retract the skin. |
Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters (35%)
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| Step 5: Scalpel: sever the muscles. |
Wirecutters (55%)
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| Step 6: Saw: cut through the bone. |
Hatchet (35%) Butcher's Knife (25%) Arm blade (75%)
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| Step 7: Cyborg limb: augment the limb. | |
- The head, torso, arms, and legs can all be augmented.
- Augmenting torso heals appendicitis and removes xeno larva.
- Robot limbs are tougher. They need welding to "heal" brute damage and wires for burn.
Lipoplasty
Why did I eat three whole pizzas?
| Procedure | Ghetto analogues |
| Step 1: Drapes over the patient's chest. |
Bedsheet
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| Step 2: Scalpel: make an incision. |
Kitchen knife (65%) Shard (45%)
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| Step 3: Hemostat: clamp bleeders. |
Wirecutters (60%) Cable (15%)
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| Step 4: Saw: cut up the fat. |
Hatchet (35%) Butcher's Knife (25%)
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| Step 5: Retractor: remove the fat. |
Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters (35%)
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| Step 6: Cautery: seal the wound. |
Welding tool (70%) Lighter (45%) Match (20%)
|
Plastic Surgery
I need to disappear forever!
| Procedure | Ghetto analogues |
| Step 1: Drapes over the patient's head. |
Bedsheet
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| Step 2: Scalpel: make an incision. |
Kitchen knife (65%) Shard (45%)
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| Step 3: Retractor: retract the skin. |
Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters (35%)
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| Step 4: Scalpel: alter the patient's appearance. |
Kitchen knife (50%) Wirecutters (35%)
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| Step 5: Cautery: seal the wound. |
Welding tool (70%) Lighter (45%) Match (20%)
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- Can also be used to restore damaged, unrecognisable face, in which case it won't chance appearance.
Xenomorph Removal 
GET IT OUT OF ME!!
| Procedure | Ghetto analogues |
| Step 1: Drapes over the patient's chest. |
Bedsheet
|
| Step 2: Scalpel: make an incision. |
Kitchen knife (65%) Shard (45%)
|
| Step 3: Retractor: retract the skin. |
Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters (35%)
|
| Step 4: Saw: cut through the bone. |
Hatchet (35%) Butcher's Knife (25%) Arm blade (75%)
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| Step 5: Hemostat: pull out the larva. |
 Spade (65%)  (50%) (35%)
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| Step 6: Cautery: seal the wound. |
Welding tool (70%) Lighter (45%) Match (20%)
|
Slime Core Removal 
| Procedure | Ghetto analogues |
| Step 1: Drapes over the slime's body. |
Bedsheet
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| Step 2: Scalpel: make an incision. |
Kitchen knife (65%) Shard (45%)
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| Step 3: Scalpel: make an incision again. |
Kitchen knife (65%) Shard (45%)
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| Step 4: Saw: extract the core. |
Crowbar (100%)
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- Step 4 must be repeated for every core if slime has several.
- Mostly obsolete with existence of slime grinder, but still possible.
