Start off with some Civilian jobs like the Assistant if you're new. Then once you think you know enough, make your way down the list to the more advanced jobs such as Scientists and Engineers.

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These are all the jobs you can fuck up:

Civilian Jobs
Вид Название Описание Сложность
Jobchef.png Chef Make human burgers. {{{difficulty}}}
Jobclwn.png Clown Tragically Hilarious. {{{difficulty}}}
Jobchap.png Chaplain Yell at God, run shitty gimmicks, make people retarded. {{{difficulty}}}
Jobbar.png Barman Create alcoholics. {{{difficulty}}}
Jobjan.png Janitor Clean floors, make people fall. {{{difficulty}}}
32px Attorney At Space Law Scream at Security, never run a successful trial. {{{difficulty}}}
32px Barber Dye the station's hair pink. {{{difficulty}}}
Jobass.png Assistant Learn to play the game. {{{difficulty}}}


Maintenance Jobs
Вид Название Описание Сложность
Jobatmo.png Environmental Engineer Try to suffocate everyone. {{{difficulty}}}
32px Electrical Engineer Block off the escape hallway with autolathes. {{{difficulty}}}
Jobeng.png Structural Engineer Feed the engine. {{{difficulty}}}
Jobeng.png Chief Mining Engineer Shuttle mining engineers to blow up asteroids. {{{difficulty}}}
Jobeng.png Mining Engineer Battle aliens and shit. {{{difficulty}}}
Asshunter.png Quartermaster Never order anything. {{{difficulty}}}


Research Jobs
Вид Название Описание Сложность
Jobmed.png Doctor Shoot syringes from a gun, create corpses. {{{difficulty}}}
Jobgen.png Genetics Turn people into monkeys, clone corpses made by Doctors. {{{difficulty}}}
Jobrob.png Roboticist Steal all the metal, lose your tools and GET BITS OF BRAIN. {{{difficulty}}}
Jobchem.png Chemist Burn everyone's face off with acid. {{{difficulty}}}
Jobsci.png Scientist Kill almost everyone with diseases and artifacts, then bomb the survivors. {{{difficulty}}}
Botanist.png Botanist Create an army of killer tomatoes, smoke weed every day. {{{difficulty}}}


Personnel Jobs
Вид Название Описание Сложность
Jobsectg.png Security Officer Disregard EVERYTHING you learned about Space Law {{{difficulty}}}
32px Vice Officer Bust the Botanists, Steal the Stinkeye. {{{difficulty}}}
Jobdet.png Detective Take pictures of people, look cool, get pissed at beepsky, smoke a lot of cigarettes. {{{difficulty}}}
Jobceng.png Chief Engineer Throw others into the singularity. {{{difficulty}}}
Jobhor.png Research Director Study the artifact, ignore the Medbay. {{{difficulty}}}
JobHUESOS.png Former Head of Security Steal someone's shoes, try to become Security again. {{{difficulty}}}
Jobhop.png Head of Personnel Disappear mysteriously. {{{difficulty}}}
Jobcap.png Captain Lose your ID, ignore the disk, reprogram the AI. {{{difficulty}}}


Mercenary Jobs
Вид Название Описание Сложность
32px Elite Security Beepsky lies, YOU are the law! Order the Captain around. {{{difficulty}}}


Special Roles
Вид Название Описание Сложность
Jobai.png AI Ignore your laws. {{{difficulty}}}
Jobcyborg.png Cyborg Ignore the AI. {{{difficulty}}}
32px Operative Lose the disk seconds after obtaining it. {{{difficulty}}}
32px Wizard Instagib people, die within 12 seconds. CAST MAGIC MISSILE. {{{difficulty}}}
32px Monkey Grab a laser gun and overtake the ship. {{{difficulty}}}
Jobghost.png Ghost Whine in OOC. Rotate the chairs. {{{difficulty}}}


Discontinued Jobs
Вид Название Описание Сложность
32px Tourist Annoy everyone. {{{difficulty}}}
32px Technical Assistant Wall off engineering. {{{difficulty}}}
32px Medical Assistant Waste antitoxins. {{{difficulty}}}
32px Research Assistant Annoy the scientists. {{{difficulty}}}
32px Mailman Go postal. {{{difficulty}}}