Guide to Food/vg

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Внимание! Данная статья актуальна только для сборки /tg/station13. Руководство по приготовлению пищи для других сборок можно увидеть на основной странице Chef.


Fullness

As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of fullness and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep a happy medium, else you will suffer one of the two extremes. So keep in mind how much you ate, or how long it was since you last ate, and you will be fine. If your hunger bar turns black you've eaten way too much.

Go with the rule that, "If you have a hard time getting it down, don't eat any more". Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future.

Starvation

50px - Eaten too much/Full of nutriments

50px - Hungry

50px - Starving

If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the chef for a burger or slice of meatbread the nearest Getmore Chocolate Corp vendomat for a box of 4noraisins.

You will become fat if you eat too much. You will move slower, overheat if you run, and can eat monkeys whole as a result.

Nutriment, Bitesize, and Other Food Mechanics

Nutriment

Nutriment is a chemical naturally found in most food items. Nutriment represents all of the calories and vitamins that fuel your little spaceman. Different foods have different levels of natural nutriment. When you consume nutriment, it slowly increases your nutrient level over time as it metabolizes in your body. One unit of nutriment will last for roughly 10 seconds, granting a gradual nutrient level increase over time.

Chemical nutriment can be obtained by putting food into an All-In-One Grinder and grinding it. Nutriment in this form can be converted to pills or directly injected; nutriment pills and injections work exactly the same as eating the food.

Other Reagents

Food is capable of carrying other reagents as well. Think of food like an edible beaker. Some recipes will create reagents other than nutriment naturally; for example, tomato soup has 10 units of tomato juice alongside 5 units of nutriment. A single item of food cannot carry more than 50 units of reagents in total.

Food can also have reagents forcefully added with a syringe. This allows you to fill food with all sorts of drugs and toxins helpful medicine!

If you add reagents to food in this way, then use that food as an ingredient for a recipe, those reagents will carry on to the final dish as well, unless that reagent was already present in the ingredient. For example, if you inject meat with toxins and make a burger out of it, the toxins will be in the burger as well, but if you inject meat with extra nutriment, it will disappear once you cook it.

Bitesize

Bitesize is how much you consume from a single bite of food. Specifically, it's how many units of reagents you consume from the food on each click. A basic burger has a bitesize of 2, so you ingest 2 nutriment from every bite. Since a burger has 6 nutriment in total, it takes three bites to finish.

When food has more than one reagent inside of it, each bite will consume the reagents in the same proportions that are present in the food. Again, think of food like a beaker, and think of your bitesize as a syringe drawing from that beaker. If a burger has 6 nutriment and 2 chloral hydrate, each bite will be 75% nutriment and 25% chloral. Thus, since a burger has 2 bitesize, each bite is 1.5 nutriment and 0.5 chloral. You may also notice that since this chloral burger has 2 more units of reagents in total, it will take one more bite to finish than an unpoisoned burger.

Appliances

Microwave

Chef's best friend. The microwave is the primary way of preparing new dishes, and you have two of them in your kitchen to work with. Microwaves come with a preset list of compatible recipes. A list of these recipes can be found further down the page.

Using a microwave is simple: Insert your ingredients, turn it on, and wait for it to pop out the finished dish. But beware, if the ingredients don't match a recipe, you will create a burned mess!

A microwave takes approximately 10 seconds to cook any dish. Using a wrench on a microwave unfastens it and allows you to move it around if you're in the mood for some interior design; however, you must refasten it before you can use it to cook.

HELP I BROKE IT

Sometimes your microwaves will become dirty or broken. If they do, you won't be able to cook with them, so you should probably fix that.

If the microwave is dirty, a bottle of space cleaner will clean it right up. Pester the Janitor or the Medbay for one.

If the microwave is broken, you will need to fix it with a screwdriver and a wrench. Use the screwdriver to open the panel, the wrench to fix it, and the screwdriver again to close the panel and it should be good to go. You can easily obtain these tools from Primary Tool Storage.

Meat types

Type How to obtain
  Meat Harvest from monkeys on meat spikes, humans put in the gibber, from various animals (when using a kitchen knife on their dead bodies)
  Synthetic Meat 5u of blood and 1u of clonexadone. Ask chemistry for a 30u bottle of clonexadone and you got yourself 30 meat slabs.
  Raw Chicken Use a kitchen knife on a dead chicken.
  Carp Filet Use a kitchen knife on a dead space carp. Contains some carpotoxin.
  Bear Meat Use a kitchen knife on a dead space bear. Contains tons of nutriments and some hyperzine.
  Xeno meat Use a kitchen knife on a dead alien.
  Spider meat Use a kitchen knife on a dead giant spider. Contains some toxins.

Microwave Recipes

Note: Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather than containers (like in previous version). They can be poured directly into the microwave. Additionally, you only need at LEAST the suggested amount of those ingredients instead of exactly the right amount.

Some dishes are sliceable. To slice them, place them on a table and use a kitchen knife on them. Other items such as hatchets and circular saws can slice them too, but inaccurately (resulting in the loss of some slices)

Burgers

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
  Burger 5 Flour, 1 Meat If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim.
  Chicken Burger 5 Flour, 1 Raw chicken Tastes like chi...oh wait!
  Brain Burger 5 Flour, 1 Brain Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medbay for delicious brains.
  Clown Burger 1 Clown Mask, 5 Flour Get the mime to steal the mask from his nemesis.
  Mime Burger 1 Beret, 5 Flour Get the clown to steal the beret from his nemesis. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust

person you are.

  Tofu Burger 5 Flour, 1 Tofu Melts your face!
  Spell Burger 5 Flour, 1 Wizard hat You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
  Xenoburger 5 Flour, 1 Xeno-meat Ali-yum!
  Jelly Burger 15 Flour, 5 Cherry Jelly My insides are burning! Can also be made with Slime Jelly.
  Ghost Burger 5 Flour, 1 Ectoplasm Terror-ifficly tasty.
  Big Bite Burger 3 Meat, 5 Flour Forget the Big Mac.
  Super Bite Burger 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges, 5 Meat, 4 Tomato, 2 Egg, 5 units of Salt, 5 units of Pepper If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
  Assburger 5 Flour, 1 Butt Causes brain damage.

Breads & Sandwiches

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
   Bread 15 Flour Sliceable.
  Sandwich 2 Bread Slices, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge Talking to your food may result in a trip to the Chaplain.
  Toasted Sandwich 1 Sandwich
  Grilled Cheese Sandwich 2 Bread Slices, 1 Cheese Wedge Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
  Jelly Toast 5 Cherry Jelly, 1 Bread Slice
  Jelly Sandwich 5 Cherry Jelly, 2 Bread Slices In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
  Two Bread 2 Breadslices, 5 Wine Classy.
  Not-A-Sandwich 2 Breadslices, 1 Fake Moustache Why would this be in the sandwiches section if it's not a sandwich?
  Baguette 15 Flour, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper. The mimes favorite.
   Cream Cheese Bread 15 Flour, 2 Cheese Wedges Sliceable.
   Banana-nut Bread 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 1 Banana Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
   Meatbread 3 Meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable.
   Tofu-Bread 3 Tofu, 3 Cheese Wedges, 15 Flour Sliceable.
   Xenomeatbread Loaf 3 Xeno meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
   Spider Meat Loaf 3 Spider meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable.

Pizzas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
   Margherita Pizza 10 Flour, 4 Cheese Wedges, 1 Tomato Sliceable.
   Mushroom Pizza 10 Flour, 5 any Mushrooms Sliceable.
   Meat Pizza 10 Flour, 3 Meat, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
   Vegetable Pizza 10 Flour, 1 Eggplant, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Tomato Sliceable.

Pastas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
  Spaghetti 5 Flour
  Boiled Spaghetti 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti Mama Mia!
  Tomato Pasta 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Tomatoes Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
  Spaghetti & Meatballs 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Faggot. That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
  Spesslaw 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Faggot. Lawyer's choice
  Copypasta 2 Tomato Pastas What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

Soups & Stews

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
  Meatball Soup 10 units of Water, 1 Faggot, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato
  Nettle Soup 10 units of Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato
  Wish Soup 20 Water
  Vegetable Soup 10 units of Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato
  Tomato Soup 10 units of Water, 2 Tomatoes.
  Blood Soup 10 units of Blood, 2 Blood Tomatoes. They may think you're the homicidal maniac you are when you produce a large amount of these.
  Clown's Tears 10 units of Water, 1 Banana, 1 Bananaium ore. Because the clown totally didn't need it for anything.
  Mystery Soup 10 units of Water, 1 Bad Recipe, 1 tofu, 1 egg, 1 cheese. Extremely poisonous, don't make it unless you wanna kill someone.
  Mushroom Soup 5 units of Water, 5 units of Milk, 1 chanterelle.
  Beet Soup 10 units of Water, 1 whitebeet, 1 cabbage Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
  Milo Soup 10 units of Water, 2 Soy Dope, 2 tofu
  Stewed Soy Meat 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato
  Stew 10 units of Water, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Potato, 1 Carrot, 1 Eggplant, 1 Mushroom. The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
  Cold Chili Stew 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato Ice, ice, baby!
  Hot Chili Stew 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato Some like it hot, hot, HOT!

Chicken Recipes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
   Turkey 1 Raw Chicken, 1 Bread Slice, 2 Carrots, 1 Orange, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper, 1 unit Corn oil A complicated Recipe for a dish that you'll rarely ever get the chance to taste.
   Chicken Drumsticks 2 Raw Chicken, 1 piece of cardboard
  Chicken Nuggets 1 Raw Chicken, 5 units of Ketchup, 1 piece of cardboard

Seafood

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
  Cuban Carp 1 Carp Filet, 5 Flour, 1 Chilli Pepper Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
  Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich 5 Flour, 1 Carp Filet Slightly toxic.
  Fish & Chips 1 Fries, 1 Carp Filet The Brit's favorite. Contains carpotoxin.
  Fish Fingers 10 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp Filet Contains carpotoxin.
  Sashimi 5 Soy Sauce, 1 Spider Egg, 1 Carp Filet Toxic.

Asiatic Recipes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
  Boiled Rice 5 Water, 10 Rice
  Rice Pudding 5 Milk, 10 Rice
  Chawanmushi 5 units of Water, 5 units of Soy Sauce, 2 Egg, 1 Chanterelle
  Wing Fang Chu 5 units of Soy Sauce, 1 Xeno Meat At least it wasn't Head of Personnel's dog.

Curries

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
  Chicken Balti 10 Units of Water, 2 Raw Chicken, 1 Chili, 2 Tomatoes Your standard no-nonsense curry.
  Chicken Vindaloo 10 Units of Water, 5 units of capsaicin (hot sauce), 2 Raw Chicken, 2 Chili's, 1 Tomato Extremely Spicy.
  Lemon Curry 10 Units of Water, 5 Units of Lemon Juice, 2 Raw Chicken, 3 Lemons Extremely Bitter.
  Xeno Balti 10 Units of Sulfuric Acid, 2 Xeno Meat, 1 Chili, 2 Tomatoes. Extremely Alien.

Pies & Cakes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
  Banana Cream Pie 10 Flour, 1 Banana Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
  Berry Clafoutis 10 Flour, 1 Berry
  Meatpies 1 Meat, 10 Flour Made of people, or not?
  Tofu Pie 1 tofu, 10 Flour
  Xeno-pie 1 Xeno-meat, 10 Flour A delicious end to the xeno threat.
  Apple Pie 10 Flour, 1 Apple The traditional dessert.
  Cherry Pie 1 Cherry, 10 Flour
  Plump Pie 10 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!
  Amanita Pie 5 Flour, 1 Amanita
  Asspie 10 Flour, 1 Butt Causes brain damage.
  Golden Apple Tart 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar, 1 Golden Apple, 1 Egg, 5 Flour
 50px Vanilla Cake 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk Slicable and boring vanilla flavored.
   Pumpkin Pie 1 Pumpkin, 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar Can be sliced. Dangerously delicious.
 50px Carrot Cake 15 Flour, 3 Eggs, 5 Units Milk, 2 Carrots Slicable. Heals minor eye damage.
 50px Cheese Cake 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 2 Cheese Wedges Slicable.
   Birthday Cake 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 1 Cake Hat, 5 units of Milk. Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish.
   Apple Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Apple, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
   Orange Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Oranges, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
   Lime Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Lime, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
   Lemon Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Lemon, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
   Chocolate Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Chocolate bar, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
   Buche de Noël 5 units of Milk, 10 units of Milk Cream, 15 Flour, 2 Eggs, 2 Chocolate bar, 2 Berries Sliceable.
   Brain Cake 5 units of Milk, 1 Brain, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable. Bother the Roboticist for unusable brains.

Salads

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
  Herb Salad 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Apple What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
  Aesir salad 3 Ambrosia Deus, 1 Goldapple Duuuuuuuuuude.
  Valid Salad 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Potato, 1 Faggot Heals everyone!

Eggs

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
  Cheese Omelette 2 Eggs, 2 Cheese Wedges Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
  Fried Egg 1 Egg, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
  Boiled Egg 1 Egg, 5 units Water Precracked, just eat!
  Chocolate Egg 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate bar NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
  Eggs Benedict 1 Fried Egg, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Bread Slice Technically only "Egg" Benedict in this case.
  Egg Wrap 10 Soy Sauce, 1 Fried Egg, 1 Cabbage
  Green Eggs and Ham 1 Salt, 1 Spider Meat, 1 Spider Egg Toxic.

Sweets & Desserts

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
50px50px Donut 5 Flour, 1 Egg Security members recover morale quickly with these.
  Jelly Donut 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Berry Juices/Cherry Jelly Security members recover more morale with these. Probability to be frosted.
  Chaos Donuts 1 Egg, 5 Flour, 5 units of capsaicin (hot sauce), 5 units of Frost Oil (hot sauce) Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
  Waffles 10 Flour, 2 Eggs Like pancakes with syrup traps.
  Roffle Waffles 10 Flour, 2 Egg, 5 units of Psilocybin. Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
  Amanita Jelly 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Amanitas It's evil, don't touch it!
  Fortune Cookie 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
  Muffins 1 Egg, 5 Flour, 5 units Milk Muffins!
  Berry Muffin 5 Milk, 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Berry Muffins, but better!
  Booberry Muffin 5 Milk, 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Berry, 1 Ectoplasm Count Chocula's only weakness.
  Dindu Muffin 5 Milk, 5 Flour, 5 Nothing, 1 Pair of Handcuffs He didn't do muffin!
  Popcorn 1 Corn Some bites will contain unpopped kernels, which will cause brute damage.
  Spacy Liberty Duff 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Liberty Caps The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
  Candied Apple 5 units of Water, 5 Sugar, 1 Apple
  Sugar Cookie 5 Flour, 5 Sugar, 1 Egg

Other recipes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
  Meat Steak 1 unit of Salt, 1 unit of Black Pepper, 1 Meat Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?
  Soylent Green 2 Human Meat, 15 Flour SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
  Soylen Viridians 15 Flour, 1 Soybean SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
  Cheese Fries 1 Stack of fries, 1 Cheese Wedge Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
  Eggplant Parmigiana 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant
  Cracker 5 Flour, 1 unit of Salt
  Kebab 2 Meat (Human, Synthyflesh or Monkey, or Tofu - both meats must be same type), Metal Rod You get a metal rod back after eating.
  Loaded Baked Potato 1 Potato, 1 Cheese Wedge No bacon bits?
  Sausage 1 Faggot, 1 Meat Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
  Warm Donk Pocket 5 Flour, 1 Faggot Contains tricordrazine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
  Enchiladas 1 Meat, 2 Chili, 1 Corn. Spicy.
  Monkey's Delight 1 monkeycube, 1 banana, 5 flour, 1 salt, 1 pepper. EE EEE!
  Poppy Pretzel 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Egg, 5 Flour
  Plump Biscuits 5 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
  Tin of Beans 5 Ketchup, 2 Soybeans Where did the tin come from?
  Hotdog 5 Ketchup, 1 Sausage, 1 Bread Slice Bonus points if it's made from actual dog.
  Meat Bun 5 Soy Sauce, 5 Flour, 1 Faggot, 1 Cabbage
  Boiled Spider Leg 10 Water, 1 Spider Leg Toxic.

Reagents/Condiments/Recipes from Blending or Mixing

In order to mix some of these stuff, grab a beaker to hold some liquid such as milk or universal enzyme and mix it in with the blender. After which, grab the item you wish to blend with into the blender. You should hear something similar to mixing chemicals and poof, out comes your stuff magically. Some things require the juicer to be used instead, don't mix these up!


Blends Condiments
  Nutriment Blend any solid food.
  Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil Blend chillies.
  Cold Sauce/Frost Oil Blend ice peppers.
  Ketchup Blend tomatoes.
  Corn Oil Blend corn.
  Soy Sauce Blend 40 units Soy Milk and 10 units of sulphuric acid for 50 units of Soy Sauce
  Soy Milk Blend soy beans.
Cherry Jelly Blend Cherries
  Rice Blend Rice Stalk
  Salt Ask from Chemistry (made of Sodium and Chlorine)
  Pepper Grind any seeds.
  Moonshine Mix 10 nutriment and 5 universal enzyme.
  Cheese Wheel Mix 40 milk and 5 universal enzyme.
  Chocolate Bar Mix 2 units coco powder, 2 units milk (or soy milk), 2 units sugar
  Tofu Mix 10 soymilk and 5 universal enzyme.
  Vodka 10 Potato Juice, 5 Enzyme
  Sake 10 rice, 5 Enzyme
  Kahlua 5 coffee, 5 sugar, 5 Enzyme
  Wine Mix 10 berry juice and 5 universal enzyme.
  Berry Juice Juice berries in the juicer.
  Potato juice Put one potato in the juicer.
  Orange Juice Put one orange into the juicer.
  Lime Juice Put one lime into the juicer.
  Lemon Juice Put one lemon into the juicer.
  Watermelon Juice Put one watermelon slice into the juicer.
  Sugar Blend white beet or sugar cane.
  Sprinkles Blend donuts.


Ingredients from Processor

Some items will go through the processor, which is next to your microwaves. Experiment with it!


Processes Condiments
  Faggot Process one slab of human or monkey meat.
  Flour Process one wheat.
  Space Fries Process one potato.
  Carrot Fries Process one carrot.
  Soy Dope Process one soybean.