Guide to Food/vg

Внимание! Данная статья актуальна только для сборки /tg/station13. Руководство по приготовлению пищи для других сборок можно увидеть на основной странице Chef.

Fullness

As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of fullness and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep a happy medium, else you will suffer one of the two extremes. So keep in mind how much you ate, or how long it was since you last ate, and you will be fine. If your hunger bar turns black you've eaten way too much.

Go with the rule that, "If you have a hard time getting it down, don't eat any more". Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future.

Starvation

50px - Eaten too much/Full of nutriments

50px - Hungry

50px - Starving

If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to ~~the chef for a burger or slice of meatbread~~ the nearest Getmore Chocolate Corp vendomat for a box of 4noraisins.

You will become fat if you eat too much. You will move slower, overheat if you run, and can eat monkeys whole as a result.

Nutriment, Bitesize, and Other Food Mechanics

Nutriment

Nutriment is a chemical naturally found in most food items. Nutriment represents all of the calories and vitamins that fuel your little spaceman. Different foods have different levels of natural nutriment. When you consume nutriment, it slowly increases your nutrient level over time as it metabolizes in your body. One unit of nutriment will last for roughly 10 seconds, granting a gradual nutrient level increase over time.

Chemical nutriment can be obtained by putting food into an All-In-One Grinder and grinding it. Nutriment in this form can be converted to pills or directly injected; nutriment pills and injections work exactly the same as eating the food.

Other Reagents

Food is capable of carrying other reagents as well. Think of food like an edible beaker. Some recipes will create reagents other than nutriment naturally; for example, tomato soup has 10 units of tomato juice alongside 5 units of nutriment. A single item of food cannot carry more than 50 units of reagents in total.

Food can also have reagents forcefully added with a syringe. This allows you to fill food with all sorts of ~~drugs and toxins~~ helpful medicine!

If you add reagents to food in this way, then use that food as an ingredient for a recipe, those reagents will carry on to the final dish as well, unless that reagent was already present in the ingredient. For example, if you inject meat with toxins and make a burger out of it, the toxins will be in the burger as well, but if you inject meat with extra nutriment, it will disappear once you cook it.

Bitesize

Bitesize is how much you consume from a single bite of food. Specifically, it's how many units of reagents you consume from the food on each click. A basic burger has a bitesize of 2, so you ingest 2 nutriment from every bite. Since a burger has 6 nutriment in total, it takes three bites to finish.

When food has more than one reagent inside of it, each bite will consume the reagents in the same proportions that are present in the food. Again, think of food like a beaker, and think of your bitesize as a syringe drawing from that beaker. If a burger has 6 nutriment and 2 chloral hydrate, each bite will be 75% nutriment and 25% chloral. Thus, since a burger has 2 bitesize, each bite is 1.5 nutriment and 0.5 chloral. You may also notice that since this chloral burger has 2 more units of reagents in total, it will take one more bite to finish than an unpoisoned burger.

Appliances

Microwave

A Microwave!

A Microwaving Microwave!

Chef's best friend. The microwave is the primary way of preparing new dishes, and you have two of them in your kitchen to work with. Microwaves come with a preset list of compatible recipes. A list of these recipes can be found further down the page.

Using a microwave is simple: Insert your ingredients, turn it on, and wait for it to pop out the finished dish. But beware, if the ingredients don't match a recipe, you will create a burned mess!

A microwave takes approximately 10 seconds to cook any dish. Using a wrench on a microwave unfastens it and allows you to move it around if you're in the mood for some interior design; however, you must refasten it before you can use it to cook.

HELP I BROKE IT

Gross! Clean this with Space Cleaner.

Oops! You need a screwdriver and a wrench to fix this.

Sometimes your microwaves will become dirty or broken. If they do, you won't be able to cook with them, so you should probably fix that.

If the microwave is dirty, a bottle of space cleaner will clean it right up. Pester the Janitor or the Medbay for one.

If the microwave is broken, you will need to fix it with a screwdriver and a wrench. Use the screwdriver to open the panel, the wrench to fix it, and the screwdriver again to close the panel and it should be good to go. You can easily obtain these tools from Primary Tool Storage.

Meat types

	Type	How to obtain
	Meat	Harvest from monkeys on meat spikes, humans put in the gibber, from various animals (when using a kitchen knife on their dead bodies)
	Synthetic Meat	5u of blood and 1u of clonexadone. Ask chemistry for a 30u bottle of clonexadone and you got yourself 30 meat slabs.
	Raw Chicken	Use a kitchen knife on a dead chicken.
	Carp Filet	Use a kitchen knife on a dead space carp. Contains some carpotoxin.
	Bear Meat	Use a kitchen knife on a dead space bear. Contains tons of nutriments and some hyperzine.
	Xeno meat	Use a kitchen knife on a dead alien.
	Spider meat	Use a kitchen knife on a dead giant spider. Contains some toxins.

Microwave Recipes

Note: Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather than containers (like in previous version). They can be poured directly into the microwave. Additionally, you only need at LEAST the suggested amount of those ingredients instead of exactly the right amount.

Some dishes are sliceable. To slice them, place them on a table and use a kitchen knife on them. Other items such as hatchets and circular saws can slice them too, but inaccurately (resulting in the loss of some slices)

Burgers

Recipe	Ingredients	Notes
Burger	5 Flour, 1 Meat	If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim.
Chicken Burger	5 Flour, 1 Raw chicken	Tastes like chi...oh wait!
Brain Burger	5 Flour, 1 Brain	Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medbay for delicious brains.
Clown Burger	1 Clown Mask, 5 Flour	Get the mime to steal the mask from his nemesis.
Mime Burger	1 Beret, 5 Flour	Get the clown to steal the beret from his nemesis. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
Tofu Burger	5 Flour, 1 Tofu	Melts your face!
Spell Burger	5 Flour, 1 Wizard hat	You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
Xenoburger	5 Flour, 1 Xeno-meat	Ali-yum!
Jelly Burger	15 Flour, 5 Cherry Jelly	My insides are burning! Can also be made with Slime Jelly.
Ghost Burger	5 Flour, 1 Ectoplasm	Terror-ifficly tasty.
Big Bite Burger	3 Meat, 5 Flour	Forget the Big Mac.
Super Bite Burger	15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges, 5 Meat, 4 Tomato, 2 Egg, 5 units of Salt, 5 units of Pepper	If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
Assburger	5 Flour, 1 Butt	Causes brain damage.

Breads & Sandwiches

Recipe	Ingredients	Notes
Bread	15 Flour	Sliceable.
Sandwich	2 Bread Slices, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge	Talking to your food may result in a trip to the Chaplain.
Toasted Sandwich	1 Sandwich
Grilled Cheese Sandwich	2 Bread Slices, 1 Cheese Wedge	Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
Jelly Toast	5 Cherry Jelly, 1 Bread Slice
Jelly Sandwich	5 Cherry Jelly, 2 Bread Slices	In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
Two Bread	2 Breadslices, 5 Wine	Classy.
Not-A-Sandwich	2 Breadslices, 1 Fake Moustache	Why would this be in the sandwiches section if it's not a sandwich?
Baguette	15 Flour, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper.	The mimes favorite.
Cream Cheese Bread	15 Flour, 2 Cheese Wedges	Sliceable.
Banana-nut Bread	15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 1 Banana	Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
Meatbread	3 Meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges	Sliceable.
Tofu-Bread	3 Tofu, 3 Cheese Wedges, 15 Flour	Sliceable.
Xenomeatbread Loaf	3 Xeno meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges	Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
Spider Meat Loaf	3 Spider meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges	Sliceable.

Pizzas

Recipe	Ingredients	Notes
Margherita Pizza	10 Flour, 4 Cheese Wedges, 1 Tomato	Sliceable.
Mushroom Pizza	10 Flour, 5 any Mushrooms	Sliceable.
Meat Pizza	10 Flour, 3 Meat, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato	Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
Vegetable Pizza	10 Flour, 1 Eggplant, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Tomato	Sliceable.

Pastas

Recipe	Ingredients	Notes
Spaghetti	5 Flour
Boiled Spaghetti	5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti	Mama Mia!
Tomato Pasta	5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Tomatoes	Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
Spaghetti & Meatballs	5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Faggot.	That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
Spesslaw	5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Faggot.	Lawyer's choice
Copypasta	2 Tomato Pastas	What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

Soups & Stews

Recipe	Ingredients	Notes
Meatball Soup	10 units of Water, 1 Faggot, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato
Nettle Soup	10 units of Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato
Wish Soup	20 Water
Vegetable Soup	10 units of Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato
Tomato Soup	10 units of Water, 2 Tomatoes.
Blood Soup	10 units of Blood, 2 Blood Tomatoes.	They may think you're the homicidal maniac you are when you produce a large amount of these.
Clown's Tears	10 units of Water, 1 Banana, 1 Bananaium ore.	Because the clown totally didn't need it for anything.
Mystery Soup	10 units of Water, 1 Bad Recipe, 1 tofu, 1 egg, 1 cheese.	Extremely poisonous, don't make it unless you wanna kill someone.
Mushroom Soup	5 units of Water, 5 units of Milk, 1 chanterelle.
Beet Soup	10 units of Water, 1 whitebeet, 1 cabbage	Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
Milo Soup	10 units of Water, 2 Soy Dope, 2 tofu
Stewed Soy Meat	2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato
Stew	10 units of Water, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Potato, 1 Carrot, 1 Eggplant, 1 Mushroom.	The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
Cold Chili Stew	1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato	Ice, ice, baby!
Hot Chili Stew	1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato	Some like it hot, hot, HOT!

Chicken Recipes

Recipe	Ingredients	Notes
Turkey	1 Raw Chicken, 1 Bread Slice, 2 Carrots, 1 Orange, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper, 1 unit Corn oil	A complicated Recipe for a dish that you'll rarely ever get the chance to taste.
Chicken Drumsticks	2 Raw Chicken, 1 piece of cardboard
Chicken Nuggets	1 Raw Chicken, 5 units of Ketchup, 1 piece of cardboard

Seafood

Recipe	Ingredients	Notes
Cuban Carp	1 Carp Filet, 5 Flour, 1 Chilli Pepper	Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich	5 Flour, 1 Carp Filet	Slightly toxic.
Fish & Chips	1 Fries, 1 Carp Filet	The Brit's favorite. Contains carpotoxin.
Fish Fingers	10 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp Filet	Contains carpotoxin.
Sashimi	5 Soy Sauce, 1 Spider Egg, 1 Carp Filet	Toxic.

Asiatic Recipes

Recipe	Ingredients	Notes
Boiled Rice	5 Water, 10 Rice
Rice Pudding	5 Milk, 10 Rice
Chawanmushi	5 units of Water, 5 units of Soy Sauce, 2 Egg, 1 Chanterelle
Wing Fang Chu	5 units of Soy Sauce, 1 Xeno Meat	At least it wasn't Head of Personnel's dog.

Curries

Recipe	Ingredients	Notes
Chicken Balti	10 Units of Water, 2 Raw Chicken, 1 Chili, 2 Tomatoes	Your standard no-nonsense curry.
Chicken Vindaloo	10 Units of Water, 5 units of capsaicin (hot sauce), 2 Raw Chicken, 2 Chili's, 1 Tomato	Extremely Spicy.
Lemon Curry	10 Units of Water, 5 Units of Lemon Juice, 2 Raw Chicken, 3 Lemons	Extremely Bitter.
Xeno Balti	10 Units of Sulfuric Acid, 2 Xeno Meat, 1 Chili, 2 Tomatoes.	Extremely Alien.

Pies & Cakes

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Notes
	Banana Cream Pie	10 Flour, 1 Banana	Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
	Berry Clafoutis	10 Flour, 1 Berry
	Meatpies	1 Meat, 10 Flour	Made of people, or not?
	Tofu Pie	1 tofu, 10 Flour
	Xeno-pie	1 Xeno-meat, 10 Flour	A delicious end to the xeno threat.
	Apple Pie	10 Flour, 1 Apple	The traditional dessert.
	Cherry Pie	1 Cherry, 10 Flour
	Plump Pie	10 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet	Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!
	Amanita Pie	5 Flour, 1 Amanita
	Asspie	10 Flour, 1 Butt	Causes brain damage.
	Golden Apple Tart	5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar, 1 Golden Apple, 1 Egg, 5 Flour
50px	Vanilla Cake	15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk	Slicable and ~~boring~~ vanilla flavored.
	Pumpkin Pie	1 Pumpkin, 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar	Can be sliced. Dangerously delicious.
50px	Carrot Cake	15 Flour, 3 Eggs, 5 Units Milk, 2 Carrots	Slicable. Heals minor eye damage.
50px	Cheese Cake	15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 2 Cheese Wedges	Slicable.
	Birthday Cake	15 Flour, 3 Egg, 1 Cake Hat, 5 units of Milk.	Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish.
	Apple Cake	5 units of Milk, 2 Apple, 15 Flour, 3 Egg	Sliceable.
	Orange Cake	5 units of Milk, 2 Oranges, 15 Flour, 3 Egg	Sliceable.
	Lime Cake	5 units of Milk, 2 Lime, 15 Flour, 3 Egg	Sliceable.
	Lemon Cake	5 units of Milk, 2 Lemon, 15 Flour, 3 Egg	Sliceable.
	Chocolate Cake	5 units of Milk, 2 Chocolate bar, 15 Flour, 3 Egg	Sliceable.
	Buche de Noël	5 units of Milk, 10 units of Milk Cream, 15 Flour, 2 Eggs, 2 Chocolate bar, 2 Berries	Sliceable.
	Brain Cake	5 units of Milk, 1 Brain, 15 Flour, 3 Egg	Sliceable. Bother the Roboticist for unusable brains.

Salads

Recipe	Ingredients	Notes
Herb Salad	3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Apple	What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
Aesir salad	3 Ambrosia Deus, 1 Goldapple	Duuuuuuuuuude.
Valid Salad	3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Potato, 1 Faggot	Heals everyone!

Eggs

Recipe	Ingredients	Notes
Cheese Omelette	2 Eggs, 2 Cheese Wedges	Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
Fried Egg	1 Egg, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper	The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
Boiled Egg	1 Egg, 5 units Water	Precracked, just eat!
Chocolate Egg	1 Egg, 1 Chocolate bar	NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
Eggs Benedict	1 Fried Egg, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Bread Slice	Technically only "Egg" Benedict in this case.
Egg Wrap	10 Soy Sauce, 1 Fried Egg, 1 Cabbage
Green Eggs and Ham	1 Salt, 1 Spider Meat, 1 Spider Egg	Toxic.

Sweets & Desserts

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Notes
50px 50px	Donut	5 Flour, 1 Egg	Security members recover morale quickly with these.
	Jelly Donut	5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Berry Juices/Cherry Jelly	Security members recover more morale with these. Probability to be frosted.
	Chaos Donuts	1 Egg, 5 Flour, 5 units of capsaicin (hot sauce), 5 units of Frost Oil (hot sauce)	Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
	Waffles	10 Flour, 2 Eggs	Like pancakes with syrup traps.
	Roffle Waffles	10 Flour, 2 Egg, 5 units of Psilocybin.	Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
	Amanita Jelly	5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Amanitas	It's evil, don't touch it!
	Fortune Cookie	5 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy	Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
	Muffins	1 Egg, 5 Flour, 5 units Milk	Muffins!
	Berry Muffin	5 Milk, 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Berry	Muffins, but better!
	Booberry Muffin	5 Milk, 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Berry, 1 Ectoplasm	Count Chocula's only weakness.
	Dindu Muffin	5 Milk, 5 Flour, 5 Nothing, 1 Pair of Handcuffs	He didn't do muffin!
	Popcorn	1 Corn	Some bites will contain unpopped kernels, which will cause brute damage.
	Spacy Liberty Duff	5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Liberty Caps	The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
	Candied Apple	5 units of Water, 5 Sugar, 1 Apple
	Sugar Cookie	5 Flour, 5 Sugar, 1 Egg

Other recipes

Recipe	Ingredients	Notes
Meat Steak	1 unit of Salt, 1 unit of Black Pepper, 1 Meat	Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?
Soylent Green	2 Human Meat, 15 Flour	SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
Soylen Viridians	15 Flour, 1 Soybean	SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
Cheese Fries	1 Stack of fries, 1 Cheese Wedge	Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
Eggplant Parmigiana	2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant
Cracker	5 Flour, 1 unit of Salt
Kebab	2 Meat (Human, Synthyflesh or Monkey, or Tofu - both meats must be same type), Metal Rod	You get a metal rod back after eating.
Loaded Baked Potato	1 Potato, 1 Cheese Wedge	No bacon bits?
Sausage	1 Faggot, 1 Meat	Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
Warm Donk Pocket	5 Flour, 1 Faggot	Contains tricordrazine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
Enchiladas	1 Meat, 2 Chili, 1 Corn.	Spicy.
Monkey's Delight	1 monkeycube, 1 banana, 5 flour, 1 salt, 1 pepper.	EE EEE!
Poppy Pretzel	1 Poppy Seed, 1 Egg, 5 Flour
Plump Biscuits	5 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet	The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
Tin of Beans	5 Ketchup, 2 Soybeans	Where did the tin come from?
Hotdog	5 Ketchup, 1 Sausage, 1 Bread Slice	Bonus points if it's made from actual dog.
Meat Bun	5 Soy Sauce, 5 Flour, 1 Faggot, 1 Cabbage
Boiled Spider Leg	10 Water, 1 Spider Leg	Toxic.

Reagents/Condiments/Recipes from Blending or Mixing

In order to mix some of these stuff, grab a beaker to hold some liquid such as milk or universal enzyme and mix it in with the blender. After which, grab the item you wish to blend with into the blender. You should hear something similar to mixing chemicals and poof, out comes your stuff magically. Some things require the juicer to be used instead, don't mix these up!

	Blends	Condiments
	Nutriment	Blend any solid food.
	Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil	Blend chillies.
	Cold Sauce/Frost Oil	Blend ice peppers.
	Ketchup	Blend tomatoes.
	Corn Oil	Blend corn.
	Soy Sauce	Blend 40 units Soy Milk and 10 units of sulphuric acid for 50 units of Soy Sauce
	Soy Milk	Blend soy beans.
	Cherry Jelly	Blend Cherries
	Rice	Blend Rice Stalk
	Salt	Ask from Chemistry (made of Sodium and Chlorine)
	Pepper	Grind any seeds.
	Moonshine	Mix 10 nutriment and 5 universal enzyme.
	Cheese Wheel	Mix 40 milk and 5 universal enzyme.
	Chocolate Bar	Mix 2 units coco powder, 2 units milk (or soy milk), 2 units sugar
	Tofu	Mix 10 soymilk and 5 universal enzyme.
	Vodka	10 Potato Juice, 5 Enzyme
	Sake	10 rice, 5 Enzyme
	Kahlua	5 coffee, 5 sugar, 5 Enzyme
	Wine	Mix 10 berry juice and 5 universal enzyme.
	Berry Juice	Juice berries in the juicer.
	Potato juice	Put one potato in the juicer.
	Orange Juice	Put one orange into the juicer.
	Lime Juice	Put one lime into the juicer.
	Lemon Juice	Put one lemon into the juicer.
	Watermelon Juice	Put one watermelon slice into the juicer.
	Sugar	Blend white beet or sugar cane.
	Sprinkles	Blend donuts.

Ingredients from Processor

Some items will go through the processor, which is next to your microwaves. Experiment with it!

	Processes	Condiments
	Faggot	Process one slab of human or monkey meat.
	Flour	Process one wheat.
	Space Fries	Process one potato.
	Carrot Fries	Process one carrot.
	Soy Dope	Process one soybean.