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| − | =A Guide to Surgery In General=
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| − | All surgery requires the set of medical tools in the [[Operating Theatre]], along with a table (a surgical table gives no negative results). In general, only [[medical doctor]]s and the [[Chief Medical Officer]] can perform advance surgery.
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| − | ===Sugical Tools===
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| − | Surgical tools are very hard to get, it is best to keep them in the operating theater and remove the brain of anyone trying to steal the surgical drill.
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| − | '''The following are the standard surgical tools most doctors will need:'''
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| − | *MMI
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| − | *Surgical drill
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| − | *Scalpel
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| − | *Circular saw
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| − | *hemostat
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| − | *cautery
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| − | ===Ghetto Surgery===
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| − | If you can't find an operating table, have no fear, there are other ways to fix people up. Any table will work! However, you have a 50% per step to horribly fuck up some one rather than actually fix them. Be very careful.
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| − | == Eye Surgery ==
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| − | '''Fixing Blindness'''
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| − | Step 1 - Place the patient onto the operating table.
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| − | Step 1.5 - Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)
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| − | Step 2 - Aim for the patient's eyes, and cut the skin around them with your scalpel.
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| − | Step 3 - Use your retractors to lift up the eyes.
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| − | Step 4 - Use your hemostat to stop any potential bleeding.
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| − | Step 5 - Use your cautery to seal the wound.
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| − | Step 6 - Wake up your patient, congratulate them on their new vision.
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| − | == Brain Surgery ==
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| − | '''Ripping out the Grey Matter'''
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| − | Step 1 - Place the patient onto the operating table.
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| − | Step 1.5 - Use a tank of anesthetic and a medical mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)
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| − | Step 2 - Aim for the patient's head with your scalpel to cut back the flesh.
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| − | Step 3 - Saw the skull open.
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| − | Step 4 - Cut the connective tissue with your scalpel.
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| − | Step 5 - Cut the spine with your saw.
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| − | Step 6 - Deal with the brain, typically by putting it in an MMI and then giving it to a roboticist.
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| − | Step 7 - Morgue the body.
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| − | '''Putting a brain back in'''
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| − | Step 1 - Place the patient onto the operating table.
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| − | Step 2 - Cram their brain back into their skull
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| − | Step 3 - Usually, you take the body to be cloned.
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| − | [[Category:Guides]]
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