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<div style="font-weight: bold"><font style="color: red">Внимание!</font> Данная статья актуальна только для сборки [[/tg/station13]]. Руководство по приготовлению пищи для других сборок можно увидеть на основной странице [[Chef]].</div>
==Fullness==
As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of fullness and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep a happy medium, else you will suffer one of the two extremes. So keep in mind how much you ate, or how long it was since you last ate, and you will be fine. If your hunger bar turns black you've eaten way too much.
Go with the rule that, "If you have a hard time getting it down, don't eat any more". Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future.
===Starvation===
[[File:Hunger0.png|50px]] - Eaten too much/Full of nutriments
[[File:Hunger3.png|50px]] - Hungry
[[File:Hunger4.png|50px]] - Starving
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to <strike>the [[chef]] for a burger or slice of meatbread</strike> the nearest Getmore Chocolate Corp vendomat for a box of 4noraisins.
You will become fat if you eat too much. You will move slower, overheat if you run, and can eat monkeys whole as a result.
==Nutriment, Bitesize, and Other Food Mechanics==
===Nutriment===
Nutriment is a chemical naturally found in most food items. Nutriment represents all of the calories and vitamins that fuel your little spaceman. Different foods have different levels of natural nutriment. When you consume nutriment, it slowly increases your nutrient level over time as it metabolizes in your body. One unit of nutriment will last for roughly 10 seconds, granting a gradual nutrient level increase over time.
Chemical nutriment can be obtained by putting food into an All-In-One Grinder and grinding it. Nutriment in this form can be converted to pills or directly injected; nutriment pills and injections work exactly the same as eating the food.
===Other Reagents===
Food is capable of carrying other reagents as well. Think of food like an edible beaker. Some recipes will create reagents other than nutriment naturally; for example, tomato soup has 10 units of tomato juice alongside 5 units of nutriment. '''A single item of food cannot carry more than 50 units of reagents in total.'''
Food can also have reagents forcefully added with a syringe. This allows you to fill food with all sorts of <strike>drugs and toxins</strike> helpful medicine!
If you add reagents to food in this way, then use that food as an ingredient for a recipe, those reagents will carry on to the final dish as well, unless that reagent was already present in the ingredient. For example, if you inject meat with toxins and make a burger out of it, the toxins will be in the burger as well, but if you inject meat with extra nutriment, it will disappear once you cook it.
===Bitesize===
Bitesize is how much you consume from a single bite of food. Specifically, it's how many units of reagents you consume from the food on each click. A basic burger has a bitesize of 2, so you ingest 2 nutriment from every bite. Since a burger has 6 nutriment in total, it takes three bites to finish.
When food has more than one reagent inside of it, each bite will consume the reagents in the same proportions that are present in the food. Again, think of food like a beaker, and think of your bitesize as a syringe drawing from that beaker. If a burger has 6 nutriment and 2 chloral hydrate, each bite will be 75% nutriment and 25% chloral. Thus, since a burger has 2 bitesize, each bite is 1.5 nutriment and 0.5 chloral. You may also notice that since this chloral burger has 2 more units of reagents in total, it will take one more bite to finish than an unpoisoned burger.
==Appliances==
===Microwave===
[[File:Microwave.PNG|right|A Microwave!]][[File:Activemicrowave.png|right|A Microwaving Microwave!]]Chef's best friend. The microwave is the primary way of preparing new dishes, and you have two of them in your kitchen to work with. Microwaves come with a preset list of compatible recipes. [[Guide to Food and Drinks#Microwave Recipes|A list of these recipes can be found further down the page.]]
Using a microwave is simple: Insert your ingredients, turn it on, and wait for it to pop out the finished dish. But beware, if the ingredients don't match a recipe, you will create a burned mess!
A microwave takes approximately 10 seconds to cook any dish. Using a wrench on a microwave unfastens it and allows you to move it around if you're in the mood for some interior design; however, you must refasten it before you can use it to cook.
====HELP I BROKE IT====
[[File:Messymicrowave.png|right|Gross! Clean this with Space Cleaner.]][[File:Brokenmicrowave.png|right|Oops! You need a screwdriver and a wrench to fix this.]]Sometimes your microwaves will become dirty or broken. If they do, you won't be able to cook with them, so you should probably fix that.
If the microwave is dirty, a bottle of space cleaner will clean it right up. Pester the [[Janitor]] or the [[Medbay]] for one.
If the microwave is broken, you will need to fix it with a screwdriver and a wrench. Use the screwdriver to open the panel, the wrench to fix it, and the screwdriver again to close the panel and it should be good to go. You can easily obtain these tools from [[Primary Tool Storage]].
==Meat types==
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! style='background-color:#aa7243;'|
! style='background-color:#aa7243;'|Type
! style='background-color:#aa7243;'|How to obtain
|-
|[[File:Meat.png|50px]]
|'''Meat'''
| Harvest from monkeys on meat spikes, humans put in the gibber, from various animals (when using a kitchen knife on their dead bodies)
|-
|[[File:Meat.png|50px]]
|'''Synthetic Meat'''
| 5u of blood and 1u of clonexadone. Ask chemistry for a 30u bottle of clonexadone and you got yourself 30 meat slabs.
|-
|[[File:Chicken.png|50px]]
|'''Raw Chicken'''
| Use a kitchen knife on a dead chicken.
|-
|[[File:Fishmeat.png|50px]]
|'''Carp Filet'''
| Use a kitchen knife on a dead space carp. Contains some carpotoxin.
|-
|[[File:Bearmeat.png|50px]]
|'''Bear Meat'''
| Use a kitchen knife on a dead space bear. Contains tons of nutriments and some hyperzine.
|-
|[[File:Xenomeat.png|50px]]
|'''Xeno meat'''
| Use a kitchen knife on a dead alien.
|-
|[[File:Spidermeat.png|50px]]
|'''Spider meat'''
| Use a kitchen knife on a dead giant spider. Contains some toxins.
|-
|}
==Microwave Recipes==
Note: Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather than containers (like in previous version). They can be poured directly into the microwave. Additionally, you only need at LEAST the suggested amount of those ingredients instead of exactly the right amount.
Some dishes are sliceable. To slice them, place them on a table and use a kitchen knife on them. Other items such as hatchets and circular saws can slice them too, but inaccurately (resulting in the loss of some slices)
===Burgers===
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! scope="col" style='background-color:Red;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Red;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Red;'|Notes
|-
|[[File:burger.png|50px]]
|'''Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Meat
| If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim.
|-
|[[File:Mac_chicken.png|50px]]
|'''Chicken Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Raw chicken
| Tastes like chi...oh wait!
|-
|[[File:brainburger.png|50px]]
|'''Brain Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Brain
| Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the [[Roboticist]] or Medbay for delicious brains.
|-
|[[File:clownburger.png|50px]]
|'''Clown Burger
| 1 Clown Mask, 5 Flour
| Get the mime to steal the mask from his [[clown|nemesis]].
|-
|[[File:mimeburger.png|50px]]
|'''Mime Burger
| 1 Beret, 5 Flour
| Get the clown to steal the beret from his [[mime|nemesis]]. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust
person you are.
|-
|[[File:tofubuger.png|50px]]
|'''Tofu Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Tofu
| Melts your face!
|-
|[[File:spell.png|50px]]
|'''Spell Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Wizard hat
| You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
|-
|[[File:Xenoburger.png|50px]]
|'''Xenoburger
| 5 Flour, 1 [[Xenos|Xeno-meat]]
| Ali-yum!
|-
|[[File:Jellyburger.png|50px]]
|'''Jelly Burger
| 15 Flour, 5 Cherry Jelly
| My insides are burning! Can also be made with Slime Jelly.
|-
|[[File:ghostbur.PNG|50px]]
|'''Ghost Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Ectoplasm
| Terror-ifficly tasty.
|-
|[[File:bigbite.png|50px]]
|'''Big Bite Burger
| 3 Meat, 5 Flour
| Forget the Big Mac.
|-
|[[File:superbite.png|50px]]
|'''Super Bite Burger
| 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges, 5 Meat, 4 Tomato, 2 Egg, 5 units of Salt, 5 units of Pepper
| If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
|-
|[[File:Assburger.png|50px]]
|'''Assburger
|5 Flour, 1 [[Surgery#Butt_Removal|Butt]]
| Causes brain damage.
|}
===Breads & Sandwiches===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Orangered;' width="100pt"|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Orangered;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Orangered;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Orangered;'|Notes
|-
|[[File:bread.png|50px]][[File:Breadslice.png|50px]]
|'''Bread
| 15 Flour
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:sandwich.png|50px]]
|'''Sandwich
| 2 Bread Slices, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Talking to your food may result in a trip to the [[Chaplain]].
|-
|[[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
|'''Toasted Sandwich
| 1 Sandwich
|-
|[[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
|'''Grilled Cheese Sandwich
| 2 Bread Slices, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
|-
|[[File:Jellytoast.png|50px]]
|'''Jelly Toast
| 5 Cherry Jelly, 1 Bread Slice
|
|-
|[[File:Jellysandwich.png|50px]]
|'''Jelly Sandwich
| 5 Cherry Jelly, 2 Bread Slices
| In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
|-
|[[File:Twobread.png|50px]]
|'''Two Bread
| 2 Breadslices, 5 Wine
| Classy.
|-
|[[File:Notasandwich.png|50px]]
|'''Not-A-Sandwich
| 2 Breadslices, 1 Fake Moustache
| Why would this be in the sandwiches section if it's not a sandwich?
|-
|[[File:baguette.png|50px]]
|'''Baguette
| 15 Flour, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper.
| The mimes favorite.
|-
|[[File:creambread.png|50px]][[File:Creambreadslice.png|50px]]
|'''Cream Cheese Bread
| 15 Flour, 2 Cheese Wedges
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:Bananabread.gif|50px]][[File:Bananabreadslice.png|50px]]
|'''Banana-nut Bread
| 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 1 Banana
| Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
|-
|[[File:meatbread.png|50px]][[File:Meatbreadslice.png|50px]]
|'''Meatbread
| 3 Meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:tofubread.png|50px]][[File:Tofubreadslice.png|50px]]
|'''Tofu-Bread
| 3 Tofu, 3 Cheese Wedges, 15 Flour
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:xbread.png|50px]][[File:Xenobreadslice.png|50px]]
|'''Xenomeatbread Loaf
| 3 Xeno meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges
| Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
|-
|[[File:Spiderbread.png|50px]][[File:Spiderbreadslice.png|50px]]
|'''Spider Meat Loaf
| 3 Spider meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges
| Sliceable.
|-
|}
===Pizzas===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Orange;' width="100pt"|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Orange;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Orange;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Orange;'|Notes
|-
|[[File:Margheritapizza.png|50px]][[File:Margheritapizzaslice.png|50px]]
|'''Margherita Pizza
| 10 Flour, 4 Cheese Wedges, 1 Tomato
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:mushroompizza.png|50px]][[File:mushroompizzaslice.png|50px]]
|'''Mushroom Pizza
| 10 Flour, 5 any Mushrooms
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:meatpizza.png|50px]][[File:meatpizzaslice.png|50px]]
|'''Meat Pizza
| 10 Flour, 3 Meat, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato
| Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
|-
|[[File:vegepizza.png|50px]][[File:vegepizzaslice.png|50px]]
|'''Vegetable Pizza
| 10 Flour, 1 Eggplant, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Tomato
| Sliceable.
|-
|}
===Pastas===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Yellow;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Yellow;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Yellow;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Yellow;'|Notes
|-
|[[File:Spaghetti.png|50px]]
|'''Spaghetti
| 5 Flour
|
|-
|[[File:spagettiboiled.png|50px]]
|'''Boiled Spaghetti
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti
| Mama Mia!
|-
|[[File:pastatomato.png|50px]]
|'''Tomato Pasta
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Tomatoes
| Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
|-
|[[File:meatballspag.png|50px]]
|'''Spaghetti & Meatballs
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Faggot.
| That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
|-
|[[File:Spesslaw.png|50px]]
|'''Spesslaw
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Faggot.
| Lawyer's choice
|-
|[[File:Copypasta.png|50px]]
|'''Copypasta
| 2 Tomato Pastas
| What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
|-
|}
===Soups & Stews===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Khaki;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Khaki;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Khaki;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Khaki;'|Notes
|-
|[[File:meatsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Meatball Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 Faggot, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato
|
|-
|[[File:nettlesoup.png|50px]]
|'''Nettle Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato
|
|-
|[[File:Wishsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Wish Soup
| 20 Water
|
|-
|[[File:vegesoup.png|50px]]
|'''Vegetable Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato
|
|-
|[[File:tomatosoup.png|50px]]
|'''Tomato Soup
| 10 units of Water, 2 Tomatoes.
|
|-
|[[File:Tomatosoup.png|50px]]
|'''Blood Soup
| 10 units of Blood, 2 Blood Tomatoes.
| They ''may'' think you're the [[Chef|homicidal maniac]] you are when you produce a large amount of these.
|-
|[[File:Clownsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Clown's Tears
| 10 units of Water, 1 Banana, 1 Bananaium ore.
| Because the clown totally didn't need it for anything.
|-
|[[File:Mysterysoup.png|50px]]
|'''Mystery Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 Bad Recipe, 1 tofu, 1 egg, 1 cheese.
| Extremely poisonous, don't make it unless you wanna kill someone.
|-
|[[File:Mushroomsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Mushroom Soup
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Milk, 1 chanterelle.
|
|-
|[[File:Beetsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Beet Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 whitebeet, 1 cabbage
| Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
|-
|[[File:milo.png|50px]]
|'''Milo Soup
| 10 units of Water, 2 Soy Dope, 2 tofu
|
|-
|[[File:Stewedsoymeat.png|50px]]
|'''Stewed Soy Meat
| 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato
|
|-
|[[File:stew.png|50px]]
|'''Stew
| 10 units of Water, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Potato, 1 Carrot, 1 Eggplant, 1 Mushroom.
| The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
|-
|[[File:coldstew.png|50px]]
|'''Cold Chili Stew
| 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato
|Ice, ice, baby!
|-
|[[File:hotstew.png|50px]]
|'''Hot Chili Stew
| 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato
| Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
|-
|}
===Chicken Recipes===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#d4b8a1;'|Recipe
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#d4b8a1;'|Notes
|-
|[[File:Turkey.png|50px]][[File:Turkeyslice.png|50px]]
|'''Turkey
| 1 Raw Chicken, 1 Bread Slice, 2 Carrots, 1 Orange, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper, 1 unit Corn oil
| A complicated Recipe for a dish that you'll rarely ever get the chance to taste.
|-
|[[File:Chickenbucket.png|50px]][[File:Chickendrumstick.png|50px]]
|'''Chicken Drumsticks
| 2 Raw Chicken, 1 piece of cardboard
|
|-
|[[File:Chickennuggets.png|50px]]
|'''Chicken Nuggets
| 1 Raw Chicken, 5 units of Ketchup, 1 piece of cardboard
|
|}
===Seafood===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Yellowgreen;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Yellowgreen;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Yellowgreen;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Yellowgreen;'|Notes
|-
|[[File:cubancarp.png|50px]]
|'''Cuban Carp
| 1 Carp Filet, 5 Flour, 1 Chilli Pepper
| Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
|-
|[[File:carpsandwich.png|50px]]
|'''Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
| 5 Flour, 1 Carp Filet
| Slightly toxic.
|-
|[[File:fishandchips.png|50px]]
|'''Fish & Chips
| 1 Fries, 1 Carp Filet
| The Brit's favorite. Contains carpotoxin.
|-
|[[File:Fishfingers.png|50px]]
|'''Fish Fingers
| 10 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp Filet
| Contains carpotoxin.
|-
|[[File:Sashimi.png|50px]]
|'''Sashimi
| 5 Soy Sauce, 1 Spider Egg, 1 Carp Filet
| Toxic.
|-
|}
===Asiatic Recipes===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:white;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:white;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:white;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:white;'|Notes
|-
|[[File:Boiledrice.png|50px]]
|'''Boiled Rice
| 5 Water, 10 Rice
|
|-
|[[File:Ricepudding.png|50px]]
|'''Rice Pudding
| 5 Milk, 10 Rice
|
|-
|[[File:Chawanmushi.png|50px]]
|'''Chawanmushi
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Soy Sauce, 2 Egg, 1 Chanterelle
|
|-
|[[File:wingchu.png|50px]]
|'''Wing Fang Chu
| 5 units of Soy Sauce, 1 Xeno Meat
| At least it wasn't [[Ian|Head of Personnel's dog]].
|-
|}
===Curries===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Violet;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Violet;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Violet;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Violet;'|Notes
|-
|[[File:Chicken_Balti.png|50px]]
|'''Chicken Balti
| 10 Units of Water, 2 Raw Chicken, 1 Chili, 2 Tomatoes
| Your standard no-nonsense curry.
|-
|[[File:Vindaloo.png|50px]]
|'''Chicken Vindaloo
| 10 Units of Water, 5 units of capsaicin (hot sauce), 2 Raw Chicken, 2 Chili's, 1 Tomato
| Extremely Spicy.
|-
|[[File:Lemon_Curry.png|50px]]
|'''Lemon Curry
| 10 Units of Water, 5 Units of Lemon Juice, 2 Raw Chicken, 3 Lemons
| Extremely Bitter.
|-
|[[File: Xeno_Curry.png|50px]]
|'''Xeno Balti
| 10 Units of Sulfuric Acid, 2 Xeno Meat, 1 Chili, 2 Tomatoes.
| Extremely Alien.
|-
|}
===Pies & Cakes===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Aquamarine;' width="100pt"|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Aquamarine;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Aquamarine;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Aquamarine;'|Notes
|-
|[[File:pie.gif|50px]]
|'''Banana Cream Pie
| 10 Flour, 1 Banana
| Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
|-
|[[File:berryclafoutis.png|50px]]
|'''Berry Clafoutis
| 10 Flour, 1 Berry
|
|-
|[[File:meatpies.png|50px]]
|'''Meatpies
| 1 Meat, 10 Flour
| Made of people, or not?
|-
|[[File:meatpies.png|50px]]
|'''Tofu Pie
| 1 tofu, 10 Flour
|
|-
|[[File:xpie.png|50px]]
|'''Xeno-pie
| 1 Xeno-meat, 10 Flour
| A delicious end to the xeno threat.
|-
|[[File:applepie.png|50px]]
|'''Apple Pie
| 10 Flour, 1 Apple
| The traditional dessert.
|-
|[[File:Cherrypie.png|50px]]
|'''Cherry Pie
| 1 Cherry, 10 Flour
|
|-
|[[File:Plumppie.GIF|50px]]
|'''Plump Pie
| 10 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet
| Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!
|-
|[[File:Amapie.png|50px]]
|'''Amanita Pie
| 5 Flour, 1 Amanita
|
|-
|[[File:Asspie.png|50px]]
|'''Asspie
| 10 Flour, 1 [[Surgery#Butt_Removal|Butt]]
| Causes brain damage.
|-
|[[File:Gappletart.png|50px]]
|'''Golden Apple Tart
| 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar, 1 Golden Apple, 1 Egg, 5 Flour
|
|-
|[[File:regularcake.png|50px]][[File:regularcakeslice.png|50px]]
|'''Vanilla Cake
| 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk
| Slicable and <s>boring</s> vanilla flavored.
|-
|[[File:Pumpkinpie.png|50px]][[File:Pumpkinpieslice.png|50px]]
|'''Pumpkin Pie
| 1 Pumpkin, 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar
|Can be sliced. Dangerously delicious.
|-
|[[File:carrotcake.png|50px]][[File:Carrotcakeslice.png|50px]]
|'''Carrot Cake
| 15 Flour, 3 Eggs, 5 Units Milk, 2 Carrots
| Slicable. Heals minor eye damage.
|-
|[[File:cheesecake.png|50px]][[File:Cheesecakeslice.png|50px]]
|'''Cheese Cake
| 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 2 Cheese Wedges
| Slicable.
|-
|[[File:birthday.png|50px]][[File:Birthdayslice.png|50px]]
|'''Birthday Cake
| 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 1 Cake Hat, 5 units of Milk.
| Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish.
|-
|[[File:applecake.png|50px]][[File:Applecakeslice.png|50px]]
|'''Apple Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Apple, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:Orangecake.png|50px]][[File:Orangecakeslice.png|50px]]
|'''Orange Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Oranges, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:Limecake.png|50px]][[File:Limecakeslice.png|50px]]
|'''Lime Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Lime, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:Lemoncake.png|50px]][[File:Lemoncakeslice.png|50px]]
|'''Lemon Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Lemon, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:Choccake.png|50px]][[File:Choccakeslice.png|50px]]
|'''Chocolate Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Chocolate bar, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:Buche.png|50px]][[File:Bucheslice.png|50px]]
|'''Buche de Noël
| 5 units of Milk, 10 units of Milk Cream, 15 Flour, 2 Eggs, 2 Chocolate bar, 2 Berries
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:Braincake.png|50px]][[File:Braincakeslice.png|50px]]
|'''Brain Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 1 Brain, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable. Bother the [[Roboticist]] for unusable brains.
|-
|}
===Salads===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Palegreen;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Palegreen;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Palegreen;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Palegreen;'|Notes
|-
|[[File:Herbsalad.png|50px]]
|'''Herb Salad
| 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Apple
| What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
|-
|[[File:Aesirsalad.png|50px]]
|'''Aesir salad
| 3 Ambrosia Deus, 1 Goldapple
| Duuuuuuuuuude.
|-
|[[File:Validsalad.png|50px]]
|'''Valid Salad
| 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Potato, 1 Faggot
| Heals everyone!
|}
===Eggs===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:white;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:white;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:white;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:white;'|Notes
|-
|[[File:cheesepmelet.png|50px]]
|'''Cheese Omelette
| 2 Eggs, 2 Cheese Wedges
| Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
|-
|[[File:friedegg.png|50px]]
|'''Fried Egg
| 1 Egg, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper
| The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
|-
|[[File:begg.png|50px]]
|'''Boiled Egg
| 1 Egg, 5 units Water
| Precracked, just eat!
|-
|[[File:Chocegg.png|50px]]
|'''Chocolate Egg
| 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate bar
| NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
|-
|[[File:eggbenedict.png|50px]]
|'''Eggs Benedict
| 1 Fried Egg, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Bread Slice
| Technically only "Egg" Benedict in this case.
|-
|[[File:Eggwrap.png|50px]]
|'''Egg Wrap
| 10 Soy Sauce, 1 Fried Egg, 1 Cabbage
|
|-
|[[File:Greeneggsandham.png|50px]]
|'''Green Eggs and Ham
| 1 Salt, 1 Spider Meat, 1 Spider Egg
| Toxic.
|-
|}
===Sweets & Desserts===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:pink;' width="100pt"|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:pink;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:pink;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:pink;'|Notes
|-
|[[File:Donut1.png|50px]][[File:Donut2.png|50px]]
|'''Donut
| 5 Flour, 1 Egg
| Security members recover morale quickly with these.
|-
|[[File:jdonut1.gif|50px]]
|'''Jelly Donut
| 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Berry Juices/Cherry Jelly
| Security members recover more morale with these. Probability to be frosted.
|-
|[[File:donut1.gif|50px]]
|'''Chaos Donuts
| 1 Egg, 5 Flour, 5 units of capsaicin (hot sauce), 5 units of Frost Oil (hot sauce)
| Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
|-
|[[File:waffles.png|50px]]
|'''Waffles
| 10 Flour, 2 Eggs
| Like pancakes with syrup traps.
|-
|[[File:roffle.png|50px]]
|'''Roffle Waffles
| 10 Flour, 2 Egg, 5 units of Psilocybin.
| Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
|-
|[[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|50px]]
|'''Amanita Jelly
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Amanitas
| It's evil, don't touch it!
|-
|[[File:fortunecookie.png|50px]]
|'''Fortune Cookie
| 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy
| Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
|-
|[[File:muffins.png|50px]]
|'''Muffins
| 1 Egg, 5 Flour, 5 units Milk
| Muffins!
|-
|[[File:Berrymuffin.png|50px]]
|'''Berry Muffin
| 5 Milk, 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Berry
| Muffins, but better!
|-
|[[File:Booberrymuffin.png|50px]]
|'''Booberry Muffin
| 5 Milk, 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Berry, 1 Ectoplasm
| Count Chocula's only weakness.
|-
|[[File:Dindu_Muffin.png|50px]]
|'''Dindu Muffin
| 5 Milk, 5 Flour, 5 Nothing, 1 Pair of Handcuffs
| He didn't do muffin!
|-
|[[File:popcorn.png|50px]]
|'''Popcorn
| 1 Corn
| Some bites will contain unpopped kernels, which will cause brute damage.
|-
|[[File:duff.gif|50px]]
|'''Spacy Liberty Duff
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Liberty Caps
| The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
|-
|[[File:candiedapple.png|50px]]
|'''Candied Apple
| 5 units of Water, 5 Sugar, 1 Apple
|
|-
|[[File:Sugarcookie.png|50px]]
|'''Sugar Cookie
| 5 Flour, 5 Sugar, 1 Egg
|
|-
|}
===Other recipes===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:yellow;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:yellow;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:yellow;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:yellow;'|Notes
|-
|[[File:meatstake.png|50px]]
|'''Meat Steak
| 1 unit of Salt, 1 unit of Black Pepper, 1 Meat
| Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?
|-
|[[File:soylenvirdians.png|50px]]
|'''Soylent Green
| 2 Human Meat, 15 Flour
| SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
|-
|[[File:soylenvirdians.png|50px]]
|'''Soylen Viridians
| 15 Flour, 1 Soybean
| SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
|-
|[[File:cheesefries.png|50px]]
|'''Cheese Fries
| 1 Stack of fries, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
|-
|[[File:eggplantparmigiana.png|50px]]
|'''Eggplant Parmigiana
| 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant
|
|-
|[[File:Cracker.png|50px]]
|'''Cracker
| 5 Flour, 1 unit of Salt
|
|-
|[[File:Kebab.png|50px]]
|'''Kebab
| 2 Meat (Human, Synthyflesh or Monkey, or Tofu - both meats must be same type), Metal Rod
| You get a metal rod back after eating.
|-
|[[File:bakedpotato.png|50px]]
|'''Loaded Baked Potato
| 1 Potato, 1 Cheese Wedge
| No bacon bits?
|-
|[[File:Sausage.png|50px]]
|'''Sausage
| 1 Faggot, 1 Meat
| Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
|-
|[[File:donkpocket.png|50px]]
|'''Warm Donk Pocket
| 5 Flour, 1 Faggot
| Contains tricordrazine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
|-
|[[File:enchi.png|50px]]
|'''Enchiladas
| 1 Meat, 2 Chili, 1 Corn.
| Spicy.
|-
|[[File:monkeydel.png|50px]]
|'''Monkey's Delight
| 1 monkeycube, 1 banana, 5 flour, 1 salt, 1 pepper.
| EE EEE!
|-
|[[File:pretzel.png|50px]]
|'''Poppy Pretzel
| 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Egg, 5 Flour
|
|-
|[[File:Phelmbiscuit.png|50px]]
|'''Plump Biscuits
| 5 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet
| The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
|-
|[[File:Tinbeans.png|50px]]
|'''Tin of Beans
| 5 Ketchup, 2 Soybeans
| Where did the tin come from?
|-
|[[File:Hotdog2.png|50px]]
|'''Hotdog
| 5 Ketchup, 1 Sausage, 1 Bread Slice
| Bonus points if it's made from actual dog.
|-
|[[File:Meatbun.png|50px]]
|'''Meat Bun
| 5 Soy Sauce, 5 Flour, 1 Faggot, 1 Cabbage
|
|-
|[[File:Boiledspiderleg.png|50px]]
|'''Boiled Spider Leg
| 10 Water, 1 Spider Leg
| Toxic.
|-
|}
==Reagents/Condiments/Recipes from Blending or Mixing==
In order to mix some of these stuff, grab a beaker to hold some liquid such as milk or universal enzyme and mix it in with the blender. After which, grab the item you wish to blend with into the blender. You should hear something similar to mixing chemicals and poof, out comes your stuff magically. Some things require the juicer to be used instead, don't mix these up!
{| width='550' style='text-align:left; background-color:#FFFFFF;' border=1 cellspacing=0
! style='background-color:Green;'|
! style='background-color:Green;'|Blends
! style='background-color:Green;'|Condiments
|-
|[[File:Nutriment.png|50px]]
|'''Nutriment'''
| Blend any solid food.
|-
|[[File:Hotsauce.png|50px]]
|'''Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil'''
| Blend chillies.
|-
|[[File:Coldsauce.png|50px]]
|'''Cold Sauce/Frost Oil'''
| Blend ice peppers.
|-
|[[File:Ketchup.png|50px]]
|'''Ketchup'''
| Blend tomatoes.
|-
|[[File:Oliveoil.png|50px]]
|'''Corn Oil'''
| Blend corn.
|-
|[[File:Soysauce.png|50px]]
|'''Soy Sauce'''
| Blend 40 units Soy Milk and 10 units of sulphuric acid for 50 units of Soy Sauce
|-
|[[File:Soymilk.png|50px]]
|'''Soy Milk'''
| Blend soy beans.
|-
|
|'''Cherry Jelly'''
| Blend Cherries
|-
|[[File:Rice.png|50px]]
|'''Rice'''
| Blend Rice Stalk
|-
|[[File:Salt.png|50px]]
|'''Salt'''
| Ask from Chemistry (made of Sodium and Chlorine)
|-
|[[File:pepper.png|50px]]
|'''Pepper'''
| Grind any seeds.
|-
|[[File:Moonshine.PNG|50px]]
|'''Moonshine'''
| Mix 10 nutriment and 5 universal enzyme.
|-
|[[File:Cheesewheel.gif|50px]]
|'''Cheese Wheel'''
| Mix 40 milk and 5 universal enzyme.
|-
|[[File:chocolatebar.gif|50px]]
|'''Chocolate Bar'''
| Mix 2 units coco powder, 2 units milk (or soy milk), 2 units sugar
|-
|[[File:Tofu.gif|50px]]
|'''Tofu'''
| Mix 10 soymilk and 5 universal enzyme.
|-
|[[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Vodka'''
| 10 Potato Juice, 5 Enzyme
|-
|[[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Sake'''
| 10 rice, 5 Enzyme
|-
|[[File:kahluaglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Kahlua'''
| 5 coffee, 5 sugar, 5 Enzyme
|-
|[[File:Wineglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Wine'''
| Mix 10 berry juice and 5 universal enzyme.
|-
|[[File:Berryglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Berry Juice'''
| Juice berries in the juicer.
|-
|[[File:brownglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Potato juice'''
| Put one potato in the juicer.
|-
|[[File:orangeglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Orange Juice'''
| Put one orange into the juicer.
|-
|[[File:greenglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Lime Juice'''
| Put one lime into the juicer.
|-
|[[File:lemonglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Lemon Juice'''
| Put one lemon into the juicer.
|-
|[[File:brownglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Watermelon Juice'''
| Put one watermelon slice into the juicer.
|-
|[[File:sugar.gif|50px]]
|'''Sugar'''
| Blend white beet or sugar cane.
|-
|[[File:Moonshine.PNG|50px]]
|'''Sprinkles'''
| Blend donuts.
|-
|}
==Ingredients from Processor==
Some items will go through the processor, which is next to your microwaves. Experiment with it!
{| width='550' style='text-align:left; background-color:#FFFFFF;' border=1 cellspacing=0
! style='background-color:Aqua;'|
! style='background-color:Aqua;'|Processes
! style='background-color:Aqua;'|Condiments
|-
|[[File:Meatball.png|50px]]
|'''Faggot'''
| Process one slab of human or monkey meat.
|-
|[[File:Flour.png|50px]]
|'''Flour'''
| Process one wheat.
|-
|[[File:Fries.png|50px]]
|'''Space Fries'''
| Process one potato.
|-
|[[File:Carrotfries.png|50px]]
|'''Carrot Fries'''
| Process one carrot.
|-
|[[File:Soydope.png|50px]]
|'''Soy Dope'''
| Process one soybean.
|-
|}
==Fullness==
As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of fullness and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep a happy medium, else you will suffer one of the two extremes. So keep in mind how much you ate, or how long it was since you last ate, and you will be fine. If your hunger bar turns black you've eaten way too much.
Go with the rule that, "If you have a hard time getting it down, don't eat any more". Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future.
===Starvation===
[[File:Hunger0.png|50px]] - Eaten too much/Full of nutriments
[[File:Hunger3.png|50px]] - Hungry
[[File:Hunger4.png|50px]] - Starving
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to <strike>the [[chef]] for a burger or slice of meatbread</strike> the nearest Getmore Chocolate Corp vendomat for a box of 4noraisins.
You will become fat if you eat too much. You will move slower, overheat if you run, and can eat monkeys whole as a result.
==Nutriment, Bitesize, and Other Food Mechanics==
===Nutriment===
Nutriment is a chemical naturally found in most food items. Nutriment represents all of the calories and vitamins that fuel your little spaceman. Different foods have different levels of natural nutriment. When you consume nutriment, it slowly increases your nutrient level over time as it metabolizes in your body. One unit of nutriment will last for roughly 10 seconds, granting a gradual nutrient level increase over time.
Chemical nutriment can be obtained by putting food into an All-In-One Grinder and grinding it. Nutriment in this form can be converted to pills or directly injected; nutriment pills and injections work exactly the same as eating the food.
===Other Reagents===
Food is capable of carrying other reagents as well. Think of food like an edible beaker. Some recipes will create reagents other than nutriment naturally; for example, tomato soup has 10 units of tomato juice alongside 5 units of nutriment. '''A single item of food cannot carry more than 50 units of reagents in total.'''
Food can also have reagents forcefully added with a syringe. This allows you to fill food with all sorts of <strike>drugs and toxins</strike> helpful medicine!
If you add reagents to food in this way, then use that food as an ingredient for a recipe, those reagents will carry on to the final dish as well, unless that reagent was already present in the ingredient. For example, if you inject meat with toxins and make a burger out of it, the toxins will be in the burger as well, but if you inject meat with extra nutriment, it will disappear once you cook it.
===Bitesize===
Bitesize is how much you consume from a single bite of food. Specifically, it's how many units of reagents you consume from the food on each click. A basic burger has a bitesize of 2, so you ingest 2 nutriment from every bite. Since a burger has 6 nutriment in total, it takes three bites to finish.
When food has more than one reagent inside of it, each bite will consume the reagents in the same proportions that are present in the food. Again, think of food like a beaker, and think of your bitesize as a syringe drawing from that beaker. If a burger has 6 nutriment and 2 chloral hydrate, each bite will be 75% nutriment and 25% chloral. Thus, since a burger has 2 bitesize, each bite is 1.5 nutriment and 0.5 chloral. You may also notice that since this chloral burger has 2 more units of reagents in total, it will take one more bite to finish than an unpoisoned burger.
==Appliances==
===Microwave===
[[File:Microwave.PNG|right|A Microwave!]][[File:Activemicrowave.png|right|A Microwaving Microwave!]]Chef's best friend. The microwave is the primary way of preparing new dishes, and you have two of them in your kitchen to work with. Microwaves come with a preset list of compatible recipes. [[Guide to Food and Drinks#Microwave Recipes|A list of these recipes can be found further down the page.]]
Using a microwave is simple: Insert your ingredients, turn it on, and wait for it to pop out the finished dish. But beware, if the ingredients don't match a recipe, you will create a burned mess!
A microwave takes approximately 10 seconds to cook any dish. Using a wrench on a microwave unfastens it and allows you to move it around if you're in the mood for some interior design; however, you must refasten it before you can use it to cook.
====HELP I BROKE IT====
[[File:Messymicrowave.png|right|Gross! Clean this with Space Cleaner.]][[File:Brokenmicrowave.png|right|Oops! You need a screwdriver and a wrench to fix this.]]Sometimes your microwaves will become dirty or broken. If they do, you won't be able to cook with them, so you should probably fix that.
If the microwave is dirty, a bottle of space cleaner will clean it right up. Pester the [[Janitor]] or the [[Medbay]] for one.
If the microwave is broken, you will need to fix it with a screwdriver and a wrench. Use the screwdriver to open the panel, the wrench to fix it, and the screwdriver again to close the panel and it should be good to go. You can easily obtain these tools from [[Primary Tool Storage]].
==Meat types==
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! style='background-color:#aa7243;'|
! style='background-color:#aa7243;'|Type
! style='background-color:#aa7243;'|How to obtain
|-
|[[File:Meat.png|50px]]
|'''Meat'''
| Harvest from monkeys on meat spikes, humans put in the gibber, from various animals (when using a kitchen knife on their dead bodies)
|-
|[[File:Meat.png|50px]]
|'''Synthetic Meat'''
| 5u of blood and 1u of clonexadone. Ask chemistry for a 30u bottle of clonexadone and you got yourself 30 meat slabs.
|-
|[[File:Chicken.png|50px]]
|'''Raw Chicken'''
| Use a kitchen knife on a dead chicken.
|-
|[[File:Fishmeat.png|50px]]
|'''Carp Filet'''
| Use a kitchen knife on a dead space carp. Contains some carpotoxin.
|-
|[[File:Bearmeat.png|50px]]
|'''Bear Meat'''
| Use a kitchen knife on a dead space bear. Contains tons of nutriments and some hyperzine.
|-
|[[File:Xenomeat.png|50px]]
|'''Xeno meat'''
| Use a kitchen knife on a dead alien.
|-
|[[File:Spidermeat.png|50px]]
|'''Spider meat'''
| Use a kitchen knife on a dead giant spider. Contains some toxins.
|-
|}
==Microwave Recipes==
Note: Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather than containers (like in previous version). They can be poured directly into the microwave. Additionally, you only need at LEAST the suggested amount of those ingredients instead of exactly the right amount.
Some dishes are sliceable. To slice them, place them on a table and use a kitchen knife on them. Other items such as hatchets and circular saws can slice them too, but inaccurately (resulting in the loss of some slices)
===Burgers===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Red;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Red;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Red;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Red;'|Notes
|-
|[[File:burger.png|50px]]
|'''Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Meat
| If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim.
|-
|[[File:Mac_chicken.png|50px]]
|'''Chicken Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Raw chicken
| Tastes like chi...oh wait!
|-
|[[File:brainburger.png|50px]]
|'''Brain Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Brain
| Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the [[Roboticist]] or Medbay for delicious brains.
|-
|[[File:clownburger.png|50px]]
|'''Clown Burger
| 1 Clown Mask, 5 Flour
| Get the mime to steal the mask from his [[clown|nemesis]].
|-
|[[File:mimeburger.png|50px]]
|'''Mime Burger
| 1 Beret, 5 Flour
| Get the clown to steal the beret from his [[mime|nemesis]]. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust
person you are.
|-
|[[File:tofubuger.png|50px]]
|'''Tofu Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Tofu
| Melts your face!
|-
|[[File:spell.png|50px]]
|'''Spell Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Wizard hat
| You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
|-
|[[File:Xenoburger.png|50px]]
|'''Xenoburger
| 5 Flour, 1 [[Xenos|Xeno-meat]]
| Ali-yum!
|-
|[[File:Jellyburger.png|50px]]
|'''Jelly Burger
| 15 Flour, 5 Cherry Jelly
| My insides are burning! Can also be made with Slime Jelly.
|-
|[[File:ghostbur.PNG|50px]]
|'''Ghost Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Ectoplasm
| Terror-ifficly tasty.
|-
|[[File:bigbite.png|50px]]
|'''Big Bite Burger
| 3 Meat, 5 Flour
| Forget the Big Mac.
|-
|[[File:superbite.png|50px]]
|'''Super Bite Burger
| 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges, 5 Meat, 4 Tomato, 2 Egg, 5 units of Salt, 5 units of Pepper
| If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
|-
|[[File:Assburger.png|50px]]
|'''Assburger
|5 Flour, 1 [[Surgery#Butt_Removal|Butt]]
| Causes brain damage.
|}
===Breads & Sandwiches===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Orangered;' width="100pt"|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Orangered;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Orangered;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Orangered;'|Notes
|-
|[[File:bread.png|50px]][[File:Breadslice.png|50px]]
|'''Bread
| 15 Flour
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:sandwich.png|50px]]
|'''Sandwich
| 2 Bread Slices, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Talking to your food may result in a trip to the [[Chaplain]].
|-
|[[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
|'''Toasted Sandwich
| 1 Sandwich
|-
|[[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
|'''Grilled Cheese Sandwich
| 2 Bread Slices, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
|-
|[[File:Jellytoast.png|50px]]
|'''Jelly Toast
| 5 Cherry Jelly, 1 Bread Slice
|
|-
|[[File:Jellysandwich.png|50px]]
|'''Jelly Sandwich
| 5 Cherry Jelly, 2 Bread Slices
| In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
|-
|[[File:Twobread.png|50px]]
|'''Two Bread
| 2 Breadslices, 5 Wine
| Classy.
|-
|[[File:Notasandwich.png|50px]]
|'''Not-A-Sandwich
| 2 Breadslices, 1 Fake Moustache
| Why would this be in the sandwiches section if it's not a sandwich?
|-
|[[File:baguette.png|50px]]
|'''Baguette
| 15 Flour, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper.
| The mimes favorite.
|-
|[[File:creambread.png|50px]][[File:Creambreadslice.png|50px]]
|'''Cream Cheese Bread
| 15 Flour, 2 Cheese Wedges
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:Bananabread.gif|50px]][[File:Bananabreadslice.png|50px]]
|'''Banana-nut Bread
| 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 1 Banana
| Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
|-
|[[File:meatbread.png|50px]][[File:Meatbreadslice.png|50px]]
|'''Meatbread
| 3 Meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:tofubread.png|50px]][[File:Tofubreadslice.png|50px]]
|'''Tofu-Bread
| 3 Tofu, 3 Cheese Wedges, 15 Flour
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:xbread.png|50px]][[File:Xenobreadslice.png|50px]]
|'''Xenomeatbread Loaf
| 3 Xeno meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges
| Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
|-
|[[File:Spiderbread.png|50px]][[File:Spiderbreadslice.png|50px]]
|'''Spider Meat Loaf
| 3 Spider meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges
| Sliceable.
|-
|}
===Pizzas===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Orange;' width="100pt"|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Orange;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Orange;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Orange;'|Notes
|-
|[[File:Margheritapizza.png|50px]][[File:Margheritapizzaslice.png|50px]]
|'''Margherita Pizza
| 10 Flour, 4 Cheese Wedges, 1 Tomato
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:mushroompizza.png|50px]][[File:mushroompizzaslice.png|50px]]
|'''Mushroom Pizza
| 10 Flour, 5 any Mushrooms
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:meatpizza.png|50px]][[File:meatpizzaslice.png|50px]]
|'''Meat Pizza
| 10 Flour, 3 Meat, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato
| Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
|-
|[[File:vegepizza.png|50px]][[File:vegepizzaslice.png|50px]]
|'''Vegetable Pizza
| 10 Flour, 1 Eggplant, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Tomato
| Sliceable.
|-
|}
===Pastas===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Yellow;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Yellow;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Yellow;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Yellow;'|Notes
|-
|[[File:Spaghetti.png|50px]]
|'''Spaghetti
| 5 Flour
|
|-
|[[File:spagettiboiled.png|50px]]
|'''Boiled Spaghetti
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti
| Mama Mia!
|-
|[[File:pastatomato.png|50px]]
|'''Tomato Pasta
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Tomatoes
| Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
|-
|[[File:meatballspag.png|50px]]
|'''Spaghetti & Meatballs
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Faggot.
| That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
|-
|[[File:Spesslaw.png|50px]]
|'''Spesslaw
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Faggot.
| Lawyer's choice
|-
|[[File:Copypasta.png|50px]]
|'''Copypasta
| 2 Tomato Pastas
| What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
|-
|}
===Soups & Stews===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Khaki;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Khaki;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Khaki;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Khaki;'|Notes
|-
|[[File:meatsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Meatball Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 Faggot, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato
|
|-
|[[File:nettlesoup.png|50px]]
|'''Nettle Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato
|
|-
|[[File:Wishsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Wish Soup
| 20 Water
|
|-
|[[File:vegesoup.png|50px]]
|'''Vegetable Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato
|
|-
|[[File:tomatosoup.png|50px]]
|'''Tomato Soup
| 10 units of Water, 2 Tomatoes.
|
|-
|[[File:Tomatosoup.png|50px]]
|'''Blood Soup
| 10 units of Blood, 2 Blood Tomatoes.
| They ''may'' think you're the [[Chef|homicidal maniac]] you are when you produce a large amount of these.
|-
|[[File:Clownsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Clown's Tears
| 10 units of Water, 1 Banana, 1 Bananaium ore.
| Because the clown totally didn't need it for anything.
|-
|[[File:Mysterysoup.png|50px]]
|'''Mystery Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 Bad Recipe, 1 tofu, 1 egg, 1 cheese.
| Extremely poisonous, don't make it unless you wanna kill someone.
|-
|[[File:Mushroomsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Mushroom Soup
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Milk, 1 chanterelle.
|
|-
|[[File:Beetsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Beet Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 whitebeet, 1 cabbage
| Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
|-
|[[File:milo.png|50px]]
|'''Milo Soup
| 10 units of Water, 2 Soy Dope, 2 tofu
|
|-
|[[File:Stewedsoymeat.png|50px]]
|'''Stewed Soy Meat
| 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato
|
|-
|[[File:stew.png|50px]]
|'''Stew
| 10 units of Water, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Potato, 1 Carrot, 1 Eggplant, 1 Mushroom.
| The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
|-
|[[File:coldstew.png|50px]]
|'''Cold Chili Stew
| 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato
|Ice, ice, baby!
|-
|[[File:hotstew.png|50px]]
|'''Hot Chili Stew
| 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato
| Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
|-
|}
===Chicken Recipes===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#d4b8a1;' width="100pt"|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#d4b8a1;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#d4b8a1;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#d4b8a1;'|Notes
|-
|[[File:Turkey.png|50px]][[File:Turkeyslice.png|50px]]
|'''Turkey
| 1 Raw Chicken, 1 Bread Slice, 2 Carrots, 1 Orange, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper, 1 unit Corn oil
| A complicated Recipe for a dish that you'll rarely ever get the chance to taste.
|-
|[[File:Chickenbucket.png|50px]][[File:Chickendrumstick.png|50px]]
|'''Chicken Drumsticks
| 2 Raw Chicken, 1 piece of cardboard
|
|-
|[[File:Chickennuggets.png|50px]]
|'''Chicken Nuggets
| 1 Raw Chicken, 5 units of Ketchup, 1 piece of cardboard
|
|}
===Seafood===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Yellowgreen;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Yellowgreen;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Yellowgreen;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Yellowgreen;'|Notes
|-
|[[File:cubancarp.png|50px]]
|'''Cuban Carp
| 1 Carp Filet, 5 Flour, 1 Chilli Pepper
| Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
|-
|[[File:carpsandwich.png|50px]]
|'''Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
| 5 Flour, 1 Carp Filet
| Slightly toxic.
|-
|[[File:fishandchips.png|50px]]
|'''Fish & Chips
| 1 Fries, 1 Carp Filet
| The Brit's favorite. Contains carpotoxin.
|-
|[[File:Fishfingers.png|50px]]
|'''Fish Fingers
| 10 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp Filet
| Contains carpotoxin.
|-
|[[File:Sashimi.png|50px]]
|'''Sashimi
| 5 Soy Sauce, 1 Spider Egg, 1 Carp Filet
| Toxic.
|-
|}
===Asiatic Recipes===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:white;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:white;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:white;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:white;'|Notes
|-
|[[File:Boiledrice.png|50px]]
|'''Boiled Rice
| 5 Water, 10 Rice
|
|-
|[[File:Ricepudding.png|50px]]
|'''Rice Pudding
| 5 Milk, 10 Rice
|
|-
|[[File:Chawanmushi.png|50px]]
|'''Chawanmushi
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Soy Sauce, 2 Egg, 1 Chanterelle
|
|-
|[[File:wingchu.png|50px]]
|'''Wing Fang Chu
| 5 units of Soy Sauce, 1 Xeno Meat
| At least it wasn't [[Ian|Head of Personnel's dog]].
|-
|}
===Curries===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Violet;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Violet;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Violet;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Violet;'|Notes
|-
|[[File:Chicken_Balti.png|50px]]
|'''Chicken Balti
| 10 Units of Water, 2 Raw Chicken, 1 Chili, 2 Tomatoes
| Your standard no-nonsense curry.
|-
|[[File:Vindaloo.png|50px]]
|'''Chicken Vindaloo
| 10 Units of Water, 5 units of capsaicin (hot sauce), 2 Raw Chicken, 2 Chili's, 1 Tomato
| Extremely Spicy.
|-
|[[File:Lemon_Curry.png|50px]]
|'''Lemon Curry
| 10 Units of Water, 5 Units of Lemon Juice, 2 Raw Chicken, 3 Lemons
| Extremely Bitter.
|-
|[[File: Xeno_Curry.png|50px]]
|'''Xeno Balti
| 10 Units of Sulfuric Acid, 2 Xeno Meat, 1 Chili, 2 Tomatoes.
| Extremely Alien.
|-
|}
===Pies & Cakes===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Aquamarine;' width="100pt"|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Aquamarine;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Aquamarine;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Aquamarine;'|Notes
|-
|[[File:pie.gif|50px]]
|'''Banana Cream Pie
| 10 Flour, 1 Banana
| Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
|-
|[[File:berryclafoutis.png|50px]]
|'''Berry Clafoutis
| 10 Flour, 1 Berry
|
|-
|[[File:meatpies.png|50px]]
|'''Meatpies
| 1 Meat, 10 Flour
| Made of people, or not?
|-
|[[File:meatpies.png|50px]]
|'''Tofu Pie
| 1 tofu, 10 Flour
|
|-
|[[File:xpie.png|50px]]
|'''Xeno-pie
| 1 Xeno-meat, 10 Flour
| A delicious end to the xeno threat.
|-
|[[File:applepie.png|50px]]
|'''Apple Pie
| 10 Flour, 1 Apple
| The traditional dessert.
|-
|[[File:Cherrypie.png|50px]]
|'''Cherry Pie
| 1 Cherry, 10 Flour
|
|-
|[[File:Plumppie.GIF|50px]]
|'''Plump Pie
| 10 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet
| Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!
|-
|[[File:Amapie.png|50px]]
|'''Amanita Pie
| 5 Flour, 1 Amanita
|
|-
|[[File:Asspie.png|50px]]
|'''Asspie
| 10 Flour, 1 [[Surgery#Butt_Removal|Butt]]
| Causes brain damage.
|-
|[[File:Gappletart.png|50px]]
|'''Golden Apple Tart
| 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar, 1 Golden Apple, 1 Egg, 5 Flour
|
|-
|[[File:regularcake.png|50px]][[File:regularcakeslice.png|50px]]
|'''Vanilla Cake
| 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk
| Slicable and <s>boring</s> vanilla flavored.
|-
|[[File:Pumpkinpie.png|50px]][[File:Pumpkinpieslice.png|50px]]
|'''Pumpkin Pie
| 1 Pumpkin, 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar
|Can be sliced. Dangerously delicious.
|-
|[[File:carrotcake.png|50px]][[File:Carrotcakeslice.png|50px]]
|'''Carrot Cake
| 15 Flour, 3 Eggs, 5 Units Milk, 2 Carrots
| Slicable. Heals minor eye damage.
|-
|[[File:cheesecake.png|50px]][[File:Cheesecakeslice.png|50px]]
|'''Cheese Cake
| 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 2 Cheese Wedges
| Slicable.
|-
|[[File:birthday.png|50px]][[File:Birthdayslice.png|50px]]
|'''Birthday Cake
| 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 1 Cake Hat, 5 units of Milk.
| Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish.
|-
|[[File:applecake.png|50px]][[File:Applecakeslice.png|50px]]
|'''Apple Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Apple, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:Orangecake.png|50px]][[File:Orangecakeslice.png|50px]]
|'''Orange Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Oranges, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:Limecake.png|50px]][[File:Limecakeslice.png|50px]]
|'''Lime Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Lime, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:Lemoncake.png|50px]][[File:Lemoncakeslice.png|50px]]
|'''Lemon Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Lemon, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:Choccake.png|50px]][[File:Choccakeslice.png|50px]]
|'''Chocolate Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Chocolate bar, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:Buche.png|50px]][[File:Bucheslice.png|50px]]
|'''Buche de Noël
| 5 units of Milk, 10 units of Milk Cream, 15 Flour, 2 Eggs, 2 Chocolate bar, 2 Berries
| Sliceable.
|-
|[[File:Braincake.png|50px]][[File:Braincakeslice.png|50px]]
|'''Brain Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 1 Brain, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable. Bother the [[Roboticist]] for unusable brains.
|-
|}
===Salads===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Palegreen;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Palegreen;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Palegreen;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Palegreen;'|Notes
|-
|[[File:Herbsalad.png|50px]]
|'''Herb Salad
| 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Apple
| What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
|-
|[[File:Aesirsalad.png|50px]]
|'''Aesir salad
| 3 Ambrosia Deus, 1 Goldapple
| Duuuuuuuuuude.
|-
|[[File:Validsalad.png|50px]]
|'''Valid Salad
| 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Potato, 1 Faggot
| Heals everyone!
|}
===Eggs===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:white;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:white;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:white;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:white;'|Notes
|-
|[[File:cheesepmelet.png|50px]]
|'''Cheese Omelette
| 2 Eggs, 2 Cheese Wedges
| Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
|-
|[[File:friedegg.png|50px]]
|'''Fried Egg
| 1 Egg, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper
| The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
|-
|[[File:begg.png|50px]]
|'''Boiled Egg
| 1 Egg, 5 units Water
| Precracked, just eat!
|-
|[[File:Chocegg.png|50px]]
|'''Chocolate Egg
| 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate bar
| NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
|-
|[[File:eggbenedict.png|50px]]
|'''Eggs Benedict
| 1 Fried Egg, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Bread Slice
| Technically only "Egg" Benedict in this case.
|-
|[[File:Eggwrap.png|50px]]
|'''Egg Wrap
| 10 Soy Sauce, 1 Fried Egg, 1 Cabbage
|
|-
|[[File:Greeneggsandham.png|50px]]
|'''Green Eggs and Ham
| 1 Salt, 1 Spider Meat, 1 Spider Egg
| Toxic.
|-
|}
===Sweets & Desserts===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:pink;' width="100pt"|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:pink;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:pink;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:pink;'|Notes
|-
|[[File:Donut1.png|50px]][[File:Donut2.png|50px]]
|'''Donut
| 5 Flour, 1 Egg
| Security members recover morale quickly with these.
|-
|[[File:jdonut1.gif|50px]]
|'''Jelly Donut
| 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Berry Juices/Cherry Jelly
| Security members recover more morale with these. Probability to be frosted.
|-
|[[File:donut1.gif|50px]]
|'''Chaos Donuts
| 1 Egg, 5 Flour, 5 units of capsaicin (hot sauce), 5 units of Frost Oil (hot sauce)
| Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
|-
|[[File:waffles.png|50px]]
|'''Waffles
| 10 Flour, 2 Eggs
| Like pancakes with syrup traps.
|-
|[[File:roffle.png|50px]]
|'''Roffle Waffles
| 10 Flour, 2 Egg, 5 units of Psilocybin.
| Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
|-
|[[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|50px]]
|'''Amanita Jelly
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Amanitas
| It's evil, don't touch it!
|-
|[[File:fortunecookie.png|50px]]
|'''Fortune Cookie
| 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy
| Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
|-
|[[File:muffins.png|50px]]
|'''Muffins
| 1 Egg, 5 Flour, 5 units Milk
| Muffins!
|-
|[[File:Berrymuffin.png|50px]]
|'''Berry Muffin
| 5 Milk, 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Berry
| Muffins, but better!
|-
|[[File:Booberrymuffin.png|50px]]
|'''Booberry Muffin
| 5 Milk, 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Berry, 1 Ectoplasm
| Count Chocula's only weakness.
|-
|[[File:Dindu_Muffin.png|50px]]
|'''Dindu Muffin
| 5 Milk, 5 Flour, 5 Nothing, 1 Pair of Handcuffs
| He didn't do muffin!
|-
|[[File:popcorn.png|50px]]
|'''Popcorn
| 1 Corn
| Some bites will contain unpopped kernels, which will cause brute damage.
|-
|[[File:duff.gif|50px]]
|'''Spacy Liberty Duff
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Liberty Caps
| The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
|-
|[[File:candiedapple.png|50px]]
|'''Candied Apple
| 5 units of Water, 5 Sugar, 1 Apple
|
|-
|[[File:Sugarcookie.png|50px]]
|'''Sugar Cookie
| 5 Flour, 5 Sugar, 1 Egg
|
|-
|}
===Other recipes===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:yellow;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:yellow;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:yellow;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:yellow;'|Notes
|-
|[[File:meatstake.png|50px]]
|'''Meat Steak
| 1 unit of Salt, 1 unit of Black Pepper, 1 Meat
| Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?
|-
|[[File:soylenvirdians.png|50px]]
|'''Soylent Green
| 2 Human Meat, 15 Flour
| SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
|-
|[[File:soylenvirdians.png|50px]]
|'''Soylen Viridians
| 15 Flour, 1 Soybean
| SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
|-
|[[File:cheesefries.png|50px]]
|'''Cheese Fries
| 1 Stack of fries, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
|-
|[[File:eggplantparmigiana.png|50px]]
|'''Eggplant Parmigiana
| 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant
|
|-
|[[File:Cracker.png|50px]]
|'''Cracker
| 5 Flour, 1 unit of Salt
|
|-
|[[File:Kebab.png|50px]]
|'''Kebab
| 2 Meat (Human, Synthyflesh or Monkey, or Tofu - both meats must be same type), Metal Rod
| You get a metal rod back after eating.
|-
|[[File:bakedpotato.png|50px]]
|'''Loaded Baked Potato
| 1 Potato, 1 Cheese Wedge
| No bacon bits?
|-
|[[File:Sausage.png|50px]]
|'''Sausage
| 1 Faggot, 1 Meat
| Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
|-
|[[File:donkpocket.png|50px]]
|'''Warm Donk Pocket
| 5 Flour, 1 Faggot
| Contains tricordrazine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
|-
|[[File:enchi.png|50px]]
|'''Enchiladas
| 1 Meat, 2 Chili, 1 Corn.
| Spicy.
|-
|[[File:monkeydel.png|50px]]
|'''Monkey's Delight
| 1 monkeycube, 1 banana, 5 flour, 1 salt, 1 pepper.
| EE EEE!
|-
|[[File:pretzel.png|50px]]
|'''Poppy Pretzel
| 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Egg, 5 Flour
|
|-
|[[File:Phelmbiscuit.png|50px]]
|'''Plump Biscuits
| 5 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet
| The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
|-
|[[File:Tinbeans.png|50px]]
|'''Tin of Beans
| 5 Ketchup, 2 Soybeans
| Where did the tin come from?
|-
|[[File:Hotdog2.png|50px]]
|'''Hotdog
| 5 Ketchup, 1 Sausage, 1 Bread Slice
| Bonus points if it's made from actual dog.
|-
|[[File:Meatbun.png|50px]]
|'''Meat Bun
| 5 Soy Sauce, 5 Flour, 1 Faggot, 1 Cabbage
|
|-
|[[File:Boiledspiderleg.png|50px]]
|'''Boiled Spider Leg
| 10 Water, 1 Spider Leg
| Toxic.
|-
|}
==Reagents/Condiments/Recipes from Blending or Mixing==
In order to mix some of these stuff, grab a beaker to hold some liquid such as milk or universal enzyme and mix it in with the blender. After which, grab the item you wish to blend with into the blender. You should hear something similar to mixing chemicals and poof, out comes your stuff magically. Some things require the juicer to be used instead, don't mix these up!
{| width='550' style='text-align:left; background-color:#FFFFFF;' border=1 cellspacing=0
! style='background-color:Green;'|
! style='background-color:Green;'|Blends
! style='background-color:Green;'|Condiments
|-
|[[File:Nutriment.png|50px]]
|'''Nutriment'''
| Blend any solid food.
|-
|[[File:Hotsauce.png|50px]]
|'''Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil'''
| Blend chillies.
|-
|[[File:Coldsauce.png|50px]]
|'''Cold Sauce/Frost Oil'''
| Blend ice peppers.
|-
|[[File:Ketchup.png|50px]]
|'''Ketchup'''
| Blend tomatoes.
|-
|[[File:Oliveoil.png|50px]]
|'''Corn Oil'''
| Blend corn.
|-
|[[File:Soysauce.png|50px]]
|'''Soy Sauce'''
| Blend 40 units Soy Milk and 10 units of sulphuric acid for 50 units of Soy Sauce
|-
|[[File:Soymilk.png|50px]]
|'''Soy Milk'''
| Blend soy beans.
|-
|
|'''Cherry Jelly'''
| Blend Cherries
|-
|[[File:Rice.png|50px]]
|'''Rice'''
| Blend Rice Stalk
|-
|[[File:Salt.png|50px]]
|'''Salt'''
| Ask from Chemistry (made of Sodium and Chlorine)
|-
|[[File:pepper.png|50px]]
|'''Pepper'''
| Grind any seeds.
|-
|[[File:Moonshine.PNG|50px]]
|'''Moonshine'''
| Mix 10 nutriment and 5 universal enzyme.
|-
|[[File:Cheesewheel.gif|50px]]
|'''Cheese Wheel'''
| Mix 40 milk and 5 universal enzyme.
|-
|[[File:chocolatebar.gif|50px]]
|'''Chocolate Bar'''
| Mix 2 units coco powder, 2 units milk (or soy milk), 2 units sugar
|-
|[[File:Tofu.gif|50px]]
|'''Tofu'''
| Mix 10 soymilk and 5 universal enzyme.
|-
|[[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Vodka'''
| 10 Potato Juice, 5 Enzyme
|-
|[[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Sake'''
| 10 rice, 5 Enzyme
|-
|[[File:kahluaglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Kahlua'''
| 5 coffee, 5 sugar, 5 Enzyme
|-
|[[File:Wineglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Wine'''
| Mix 10 berry juice and 5 universal enzyme.
|-
|[[File:Berryglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Berry Juice'''
| Juice berries in the juicer.
|-
|[[File:brownglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Potato juice'''
| Put one potato in the juicer.
|-
|[[File:orangeglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Orange Juice'''
| Put one orange into the juicer.
|-
|[[File:greenglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Lime Juice'''
| Put one lime into the juicer.
|-
|[[File:lemonglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Lemon Juice'''
| Put one lemon into the juicer.
|-
|[[File:brownglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Watermelon Juice'''
| Put one watermelon slice into the juicer.
|-
|[[File:sugar.gif|50px]]
|'''Sugar'''
| Blend white beet or sugar cane.
|-
|[[File:Moonshine.PNG|50px]]
|'''Sprinkles'''
| Blend donuts.
|-
|}
==Ingredients from Processor==
Some items will go through the processor, which is next to your microwaves. Experiment with it!
{| width='550' style='text-align:left; background-color:#FFFFFF;' border=1 cellspacing=0
! style='background-color:Aqua;'|
! style='background-color:Aqua;'|Processes
! style='background-color:Aqua;'|Condiments
|-
|[[File:Meatball.png|50px]]
|'''Faggot'''
| Process one slab of human or monkey meat.
|-
|[[File:Flour.png|50px]]
|'''Flour'''
| Process one wheat.
|-
|[[File:Fries.png|50px]]
|'''Space Fries'''
| Process one potato.
|-
|[[File:Carrotfries.png|50px]]
|'''Carrot Fries'''
| Process one carrot.
|-
|[[File:Soydope.png|50px]]
|'''Soy Dope'''
| Process one soybean.
|-
|}
