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= '''Песочница''' =
 
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=A Guide to Surgery In General=
 
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All surgery requires the set of medical tools in the [[Operating Theatre]], along with a table (a surgical table gives no negative results). In general, only [[medical doctor]]s and the [[Chief Medical Officer]] can perform advance surgery.
 
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===Sugical Tools===
 
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Surgical tools are very hard to get, it is best to keep them in the operating theater and remove the brain of anyone trying to steal the surgical drill.
 
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'''The following are the standard surgical tools most doctors will need:'''
 
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*MMI
 
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*Surgical drill
 
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*Scalpel
 
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*Circular saw
 
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*hemostat
 
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*cautery
 
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===Ghetto Surgery===
 
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If you can't find an operating table, have no fear, there are other ways to fix people up. Any table will work! However, you have a 50% per step to horribly fuck up some one rather than actually fix them. Be very careful.
 
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== Eye Surgery ==
 
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'''Fixing Blindness'''
 
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Step 1 - Place the patient onto the operating table.
 
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Step 1.5 - Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)
 
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Step 2 - Aim for the patient's eyes, and cut the skin around them with your scalpel.
 
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Step 3 - Use your retractors to lift up the eyes.
 
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Step 4 - Use your hemostat to stop any potential bleeding.
 
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Step 5 - Use your cautery to seal the wound.
 
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Step 6 - Wake up your patient, congratulate them on their new vision.
 
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== Brain Surgery ==
 
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'''Ripping out the Grey Matter'''
 
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Step 1 - Place the patient onto the operating table.
 
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Step 1.5 - Use a tank of anesthetic and a medical mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)
 
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Step 2 - Aim for the patient's head with your scalpel to cut back the flesh.
 
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Step 3 - Saw the skull open.
 
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Step 4 - Cut the connective tissue with your scalpel.
 
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Step 5 - Cut the spine with your saw.
 
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Step 6 - Deal with the brain, typically by putting it in an MMI and then giving it to a roboticist.
 
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Step 7 - Morgue the body.
 
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'''Putting a brain back in'''
 
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Step 1 - Place the patient onto the operating table.
 
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Step 2 - Cram their brain back into their skull
 
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Step 3 - Usually, you take the body to be cloned.
 
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